anyone who knew stacey teas in college

stacy teas cover cruising world--large-msg-117576591018 wouldnt be surprised that one day she might end up on the cover of a magazine looking unbelievably glamorous in a very natural way.

you dont have dreams as good as stacy. longest legs, long blonde hair, and eyes you dont dare to even consider. once she came over to my house in the throws of something, eating a fruit and tearing apart each delicious tendril, you should have some of this, she said.

everything was a beautiful play.

stacy was in creative studies and her poems were beautiful and romantic and a little dirty. even though id say about half of the kids had no magic, stacy and a few others did, and her short stories were great and her diaries were a challenge to the others in the class in who could be the most revealing.

i think i tied for second.

since college stacey has gotten married and begun to raise an adorable little daughter. after she had a scare with cancer(!), mother and daughter saw a boat for sale. soon they were fixing up this boat. and then they were sailing around the world.

the web site explaining the trip is totally amazing. especially to see things as the little girl writes them down.

stacey was and illustrator for the nexus when we were all there. she dated mr whalen from tsar in one of the most torrid rock affairs isla vista saw. and in those days thats saying something as that quaint little town saw its fair share of drama.

stacey wrote me last year right as i was starting my gig at LAist and can you believe it i didnt write her back until tonight. so when i went to see if her web site had been updated it was very nice to see this magazine cover with her on it.

from the blog archives: january, 1974

Anna Kournikova

a gaggle of cheerleaders bum rushed my back door as I was taking out the trash last night to my surprise. they had picnic baskets with tasty foods, thermoses full of tangy fruit drinks and wines, bales of hay and trick ropes for entertainment, and of course pom-poms and silly string and ecstasy and chewing gum.

there were so many of them that it was hard to get anyone’s names and im so bad at remembering one or two people’s names at a party that this amount was just ridiculous to even attempt so i just smiled and called everyone honey and sweetie and blondie and red. they called me sweetheat and turned down the lights, turned off the tv, turned off the computer, locked the doors and windows, took a wrench to the dripping shower and busted with the whippits.

life is a delicious waltz filled with clutzy gentlemen and the same old friut punch. it takes more, sometimes, than a squirt of lime to get the party started proper and if weren’t for the strands of pom poms on the floors and the snoring heaps of blankets snoozing on available floorspace, i would have thought it was all a dream this morning, but isnt everything a dream?

i left a note for the girls on the television wishing them a happy day and to ignore the mess and how to lock up the house but i was late for work and couldnt start the coffee. i hope they understood.

sometimes when youre late the busses and trains will help you out, but not this morning.

my arch enemy, this guy who i hate who rubs me the wrong way was at my bus stop. it’s sort of who Brad Pitt was to the guy in Fight Club, his alter-ego. this is my nerdy ego who reminds me of all the nerdy dorky dumb things in my personality that i try to ignore. he’s only at my busstop when im late. he is so creepy. so of course he was acting all creepy as i waited and waited in the brisk sun of todays wintery los angeles morn.

the bus arrived packed with late losers alike and we made it more packed. stuffed with humanity the bus rolled on and i wondered how much they paid off the guy to tell the supreme court that the LA bus system was ok and had enough vehicles despite being terribly short for years and years.

got off at the stop, walked the five-six blocks to the job and thought about Welch’s fine remembrance of the Daily Nexus and I hope all of you either have a Nexus in your past or are having one now or are about to have one, because it was a spectacular experience.

and just as i thought that, i saw a man naked from the shirt down crouching behind a row of bushes in front of an Office Depot right behind a bus stop bench. he was going number two, i believe. i wondered if he had tp. i wondered if people knew there would be human poop in the bushes as they waited for the number 21. i wondered if even this could dampen my fine spirits.

and i got on the elevator in my place of employment and i sat down at my cubicle and i fired up the machine and i began to type to you.

and i read an email that a young lady wrote to me about how she fantasized about anna and martina in the locker room after their match and my day had officially begun.