today is sunday so here is my sermon
the bible is SUPER DOOPER CLEAR:
fuck what other people think
fuck all yr dumbass worldly possessions
fuck yr feelings about your enemies and those you find yourself judging
it’s all bullshit. all of it.
the bible tells us that the weird little dance the bizarre game of Earth is fucking childsplay
it’s a fake tea party we’re having with a 3 year old.
aint no tea in that cup, son!
Jesus says the real tea is in the kingdom of Heaven.
Jesus says sell your shit and follow him
Jesus says love every fucking person: your friends your enemies your neighbors your family everyone
his final commandment was OMG LOVE EVERYONE JUST LIKE I LOVED EVERYONE IS THAT SO HARD?
so when we worry, unless we’re worrying solely about if we are being loving Enough, then we need to stop worrying because worrying is a form of not trusting Him
and if you wanna be a believer of Him you gotta trust Him
easy-peasy dopey and sneezy.
Matthew 6:25 if yr scoring at home:
“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing?
26 Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27 And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life?
Worry does nothing good. we think it prepares us but it doesn’t. Who was prepared for COVID otherthanObama?
a year ago this week i was in church and i looked at my phone to see that Kobe had died.
how was i supposed to know that hundreds of thousands of other Americans were also going to die in tragic ways in 2020?
we cannot prepare for squat. i have two Go Bags. neither are of any use, really. especially if The Big One hits when im at Neptunes Net.
which is why we have to just trust the big guy.
dance with who brung ya.
and Worry did not get us here.