and we eat them at Malo and drink the tasty margaritas and catch up and all is well
and in the morning i have a throbbing headache
and in the afternoon i want to die
but its worth it because all our friends are lovely like basart who took this pic
and ben who secretly paid the tab!
ben wondered if maybe this so called thing called Life could be a computer simulation
maybe we’re all droids
and as they were discussing the philosophy of Berkeley i said
i dont think this is a computer simulation. i dont think we are droids
because
when i first came to LA and first made out with this beautiful girl in the backseat of my grandmas cadillac
we were doing this and we were doing that
and i was thinking oh man im so lucky, look how beautiful this girl is, look how beautiful this view is, listen to how the radio station is stoking us with killer music
and then she said, tony, slap me, slap me right in the face
i said ?
she said, it’ll turn me so on
i said to the boys, aint no computer simulation i know of that would program a very sweet make out session that would climax, so to speak, in the pretty girl saying slap me and call me a ho
so screw you Bishop Berkeley