im so bored of doing nothing i cant wait to get back to work

there are many perks to working at the academy: the water fountains are filled with champagne, we get to walk around in tuxes and gowns all the time,

but best of all they give us the week of christmas thru new years off for free.

last year it worked out to two weeks, this year it was about ten days and i did pretty much nothing and it was perfect because now i wanna take on the world.

i had a little homework to do and here it is 1am and i am 95% finished. and i dont think i will finish it tonight, because thats what sort of weirdo i am. i hate finishing things. i dont want that feeling that it’s over. i hate things being over. i want them to tick tock and dont stop.

pretty girl came over the other day and wanted to roller skate and i was all baby its raining out there and she said then lets roller skate inside your house.

which any normal person would say are you crazy super model?

but just like how i hate finishing things, i super hate turning down a challenge.

we will roller skate the shit outta my tiny apartment. it does have hipster hardwood.

speaking of hardwood i need to go on some actual dates.

i was talking to someone today and i was wondering, am i even any fun any more?

do i have anything to offer someone?

what do people do to please each other these days?

what if i missed the train to where im supposed to be and this bus is heading elsewhere?

this guy gets to build the tallest building in the world

what do you get to do?

how are your dreams coming?

are you kissing the girls you wanna kiss?

are you better off this year than you were last year?

what are you doing to get what you want out of this giant twister game called life?

in the era of post napster file sharing, have you downloaded any good cds lately?

praying for peace any more?

know any good jokes?

signed any left handed pitchers this winter?

found any terrorists?

wrote any good posts?

told your mom you love her?

fight any crime?

lead by example?

completely rocked?

flowed someone you dont know?

done something scary?

saved the world?

execersized your heart?

laughed hysterically?

smelled a flower?

ate some pie?

wished you could die?

gave a high five?

rolled down a hill?

whispered something sweet?

ate way too much meat?

went on a date?

felt part of fate.

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