yes, im in russia
yes, im in russia
and took off your clothes, they would give you a free cellular phone.
i didnt even know they had cell phones in Russia.
when i was in college they had a weasly record store (that didnt sell any records) that had a promotion where you could get one free cd if you took off your clothes. they said that they would be filming it so a lot of people chickened out. still i think they got 100 kids to bare it all. hopefully they got busted for kiddie porn since im sure there were some underagers in the group.
i kept my clothes on even though Achtung Baby had just been released.
today is April Fools day and i wonder if they have that in Russia. if they did i would have been doublely suspicious of said promotion.
im not a big fan of April Fools because i think it takes a lot to gain someones trust and only one day and one stupid “joke” to ruin it. plus im very naive and gullible and sometimes i end up trusting people who i shouldnt.
i was thinking about doing an april fools thing on here today but i want you all to trust me, which i know is difficult since i say on here that nothing is true, but still you do, and i appreciate that to no end.
this girl today said that she sent me a package with some pictures of herself. i bet that was an april fools joke. typically the ladies just deliver the goods, make my jaw drop, and then i go about my business.
how did we get off track.
what i want to say is i like what metafilter did today.
let me know if youve seen some other sites do this today.
was about the only person that i didnt get drunk with this weekend, but who knows, i may have, around ten pm on monday everything was blurry, and i could have sworn that there was a hot chick in my california king waterbed but it must have just been my imagination running away with me for in the morning i put my arm where chica should have been and there was nothing there but pillows and pillows.
but who’s complaining? karisa and her roommate had a sweet pool party, tsar played at morgan’s new bachelor pad, all the playoff games were terrific, i got to see so many of my dear friends including ones i hadnt seen in quite a while.
layne was there and gave a glorious account including highlights from the morgan freeman directed tsar video debut.
but now my head aches and my body aches and my legs are sore, strangely.
fortunately the 51st annual Miss Universe competition will be broadcast on CBS tomorrow and we can finally know who is the hottest young woman in the entire galaxy.
as if we didnt already know.
do you know what i want this summer?