for serial killers.

Rule #1: After you murder your wife and kids, don’t “hide” in your mom’s backyard. That’s so, like, juvenile.

Rule #2: I know it’s hard to resist the charm of Citrus Heights, but don’t “hide” in the same town that you committed you’re heinous crimes.

Rule #3: If you’re going to carry around a map of a city where you’re more likely to get away with murder, think Modesto.