and i went into an xbi building

because theyre always trying to eff with your head, it doesnt surprise me that here in this brand new building they have these elevators that only stop on every third floor

MAKING YOU get off and use the stairs to get to the other floors

very John Malchovician

very xbian

sorta funny when you least xpect it.

and yes i got paid in cash.

Jeff Twaddle is the early favorite of this year’s Darwin Award:

Last Friday, Twaddle was trying to entertain a group of about 20 elementary students when he put a bait fish in his mouth as a joke, officials said. The fish became severely lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness, said Long Beach Fire Department Battalion Chief Frank Hayes.

Twaddle was later pronounced dead at a hospital.

you can read the rest on KTLA’s site.

Some say the kids will probably be traumatized but I think they learned a valuable lesson.