i said amoeba. she said wheres that?

i said, are you a cop?

she said, i mean which one?

i said, are you a space alien?

she giggled but didnt answer.

i said, not that i would mind, ive made out with a few who i suspected of space alienry, but this would be the first confirmed encounter.

she said, do you want to meet me or not?

and then i thought if this chick swears she’s lived in LA for years, yet doesnt know where amoeba is, we probably dont have much of a future. so i hung up.