tsar is playing this friday at the infamous viper room

on the sunset strip

if youre in LA you should get your tickets now.

“Band Girls Money” (whalen, kern)
from the album Band Girls Money
TVT Records

I’ve seen the President’s feet when he walks down the street
He’s gotta stovepipe hat, he’s got wooden teeth
Gonna make a big scene with a nuclear bomb
gonna rent a limousine with his sunglasses on
His girlfriend’s name is Kathy Fong
She blew his mind from the here to beyond
She sold him out to the LSC,
they cleaned him up, put him on T.V.
and that’s why,
I wanna testify
It’s as easy as this!
He’s gonna show up and get his kicks!

He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
He’s got the band, (the band) the girls (the girls), the money
Alright!

They threw him up cuz they could not wait
to see his Penthouse face on a dinner plate
They shot his heart full of electrolytes
but check the calibration was not quite right
Well that’s right!
He’s lying on the floor
and then they want somemore
He’s flying high and looking bored!

He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
He’s got the band (the band), the girls (the girls), the money
Oh no!

Everyone will rock Los Angeles
Ya gotta live with your mom and dad!
This guitar is a lie,
love is alive,
get while the gettin’s good!
Heartbreakerrrrrrrrrr!

He’s got the band, the girls, the money.
He’s got the band, the girls, the mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hey, I saw a letter from you! It’s got profit and why it’s wrong!
And it’s time to shed your skin!
And then it said that love is war!
I said, he’s got the band!