the answer is soul

no seriously i was in severe pain. new readers may not realize that the xbi loved that i was feelsnopain

and the two things that fixed it was the truest and soul food.

and since you cant really bottle curvy californians,

the answer is to figure out how to do the soul food van proper.

it’ll save lives.

unlike most things sold from vans, soul food marinates the longer it sits in its own juices.

its also best served with white bread, which also has a very hard time getting bad.

there will be two kinds of collard greens: vegan style and avec bacon style

just want a big rib to naw on? fifty cents.

want some generic grape soda? fifty cents.

cool jazz will be played.

and in tribute to those who came before us

a virgin mary will be painted on the truck.

i was so sick

i was so exhausted

when i got on the plane i wasnt feeling well.

while i was on the plane i felt horrible. all i wanted to do was sleep.

i bought one of those ridiculous neck things because i wanted to sleep. didnt work.

i smuggled a roll of TP in my pocket and blew throughout the flight.

very sweet man next to me endured it. he had flown to Texas to hunt. deer mostly.

loved venison burgers, he told me.

i put my headphones on and turned the tv channels. god bless jet blue

for a minute i wondered if the xbi was involved

because at that moment i would have done just about anything to ease the pain.

so intense. so irritating. so dire.

my whole body was trying to get rid of something: my eyes were welling up, my nose, my throat, i had to pee, i had to exeunt, i wanted to say something,

but what.

stop.

help.

land.

was the last off the plane cuz i couldnt get up.

lurched over i saw my truest at the curb.

when i hugged her it was like hugging yr mom. so comforting. so sweet.

everything

was

going to be all right.

she had come early cuz shes an angel. and parked. and waited.

even though i was afraid i was gonna barf it all up i asked her to take me to soul food.

the line wasnt long but it wasnt moving. have you ever wondered why its so easy for you to do things at the ATM or grocery line or post office but it takes the two people in front of you FOREVER to figure it out.

smothered chicken, collard greens, mac n cheese, candied yams please.

how hards that? i think i even asked omg one question: do you have any breasts?

cuz its funny.

so why does everyone else have like 20 questions. or the 1 question they know will stop the presses?

nose was so stuffed up that i couldnt smell the food in the car as we drove back up the 405.

hours later i was feeling 88 percent better.

because of love

and soul food.

maybe not in that order.

but probably

In this month’s SPIN, Paul Westerberg reveals to Billie Joe Armstrong

that the main line in the chorus of “Bastards of Young” is not what we’ve all been singing along to for more than 20 years

Westerberg: “It took years for someone to pick up on the fact that the chorus is “Wait on the sons of no one,” not “We are the sons of no one.” I didn’t even know that – I wrote it and forgot it. A writer named Bob Mehr had to point that out to me. I actually took it from a chapter in the Bible.”

SPIN: Whoa And that might be the most famous line you’ve ever written.

Armstrong: I can’t wait to tell my friend Jason – we always play Replacements trivia. I’m so winning this one. (page 53, April 2010, Spin)

(for the record, i cannot find that so called bible chapter anywhere in the bible.)

later Billie Joe asks Paul why they never created a side project together and Paul says its the same reason John Fogerty and Alex Chilton never had one – because they do pretty much the same type of music.

paul westerberg writes about Alex Chilton in the ny times

It was some years back, the last time I saw Alex Chilton. We miraculously bumped into each other one autumn evening in New York, he in a Memphis Minnie T-shirt, with take-out Thai, en route to his hotel. He invited me along to watch the World Series on TV, and I immediately discarded whatever flimsy obligation I may have had. We watched baseball, talked and laughed, especially about his current residence — he was living in, get this, a tent in Tennessee.

Because we were musicians, our talk inevitably turned toward women, and Al, ever the Southern gentleman, was having a hard time between bites communicating to me the difficulty in … you see, the difficulty in (me taking my last swig that didn’t end up on the wall, as I boldly supplied the punch line) “… in asking a young lady if she’d like to come back to your tent?” We both darn near died there in a fit of laughter.

Yeah, December boys got it bad, as “September Gurls” notes. The great Alex Chilton is gone — folk troubadour, blues shouter, master singer, songwriter and guitarist. Someone should write a tune about him. Then again, nah, that would be impossible. Or just plain stupid.

read the whole thing here

here i am in the hotel restaurant

waiting on some ham n eggs


thinking about the cool people i hung with


thinkin about some of the cool tshirts i saw


thinkin about all the Good bands i saw


remembering all the cool haircuts i seen


recalling all the randoms who asked me to take their picture



reliving all the tasty meals i ate


grateful for the killer access i received


close enough to peer into the souls of legends


close enough to steal dance moves from the stars


close enough to reconnect with blogging heroes


and lucky enough to hang with a Red River pioneer, right there on Red River

you know who was good?

everybody.

you know what i wanna bring next time

a bike.



and you


i’ll be back. dont fret.

holy courtny

yep this is what it looked and sounded like yesterday afternoon at stubbs

man that seems like 100 years ago.

if you notice, even though Hole was the Spin party headliner, they still had to share the stage with Muse’s equipment (who played later last night)… as if they were an opening act

whatevs, mines is foreverz

anyways heres video of courtney rippin on brett michaels from poison (nsfw)

now i know why brett favre keeps retiring

cuz at the end of it youre exhausted but you cant go to sleep

your feet have blisters and your nose is all plugged up from cigarette smokers

the ringing in yr ears wont stop

and your brain refuses to mellow out.

youve been attacked at all senses.

prettiest girls ever kiss you and hug you and slide their hands down your back pocket

and you’ll never see these girls again.

youre staying at a fancy hotel with a rooftop pool but you aint got no time to swim.

you barely have time to shower.

courtney wants to be the girl with the most cake, but too much cakell make you puke

and there were several times, just today, where i wanted to puke.

from too much good stuff.

even the worst meal i ate here: a pulled pork sandwhich from a street vendor didnt get me sick

but as of right now, 359am, i am sickofitall.

not sure if i will be back here next year.

its a lot of expended energy. concentrated everything.

its like speed dating with rock.

now i want to retire and spend a few weeks in maui.

which no offense austin might be exactly what i do next time around.

part of my preview of todays SXSW rock

on the LA Times music blog Pop N Hiss

Canada’s answer to both Billy Bragg and Ryan Adams, Matthew Good, plays the cozy basement of Prague just south of Congress on 5th Street at 11 p.m. Good doesn’t tour the States often, so if you missed him at the Troubadour earlier this week, this might be your last chance to see him in the U.S.

Mimicking the Beatles in a weird way, sorta, Sum 41 will bring its pop punk to the roof of Maggie Mae’s at midnight.

Then, finally, if you couldn’t get into the Spin party, Hole is playing a late-night (1 a.m.) show at the Dirty Dog Bar on 6th Street. If you don’t want to end your night with some celebrity skin, you’re missing the point of this grand melange of excess. Go rock.

what did i leave out?

that Quiet Company is playing tonight.

why did i leave it out? BECAUSE LAST TIME I WROTE IT BILL MURRAY SHOWED UP AND I WASNT THERE

ME THE ONE WITH THE CUBS HAT EVERYWHERE!

im going tonight to see them but im not saying where.