and i think the first thing i need to do is lay off eating sushi more than twice a month. youd think raw fish would be cheaper than cooked, since they aint gotta cook it but nope. they charge way more.

other thing i gotta do is make my own lunch. some how the $5 footlong turns into $10 lunch and thats the cheapest meal you can get here in downtown LA.

other thing i gotta do is cook a meal or two at night for my self. its crazy how i turn into the worst man when i get home: im lazy, slobby, worthless.

i havent used my george foreman in years. nor my real bbq. who am i any more?

saw Legion this weekend. pretty great.

truest calls it “an A+ b-movie.”

im going to be involved in some fairly revolutionary history this week

so forgive me if i become a little distracted here.

i still find you sexy. as all hell.

but this week is special.

so hold tight.

sorry to see favre retire in that way

but it seems like the saints were a team of destiny.

who i really feel bad for is adrian peterson. and not just cuz he has a girls name.

running backs really dont have much of a longevity and hes a special player.

and next year if favre doesnt return, what miracle qb is going to lead the vikes past, say, da bears?

indeed, if i was peterson, id make my way down to chicago. thats what id do.

just saw this during the saints / favre game.

once again unicorns providing the funny.

to see what survived

saw this coyote strolling around griffith park

i was all, yo! but he pretended to ignore me

finally i got his attention and was all get lost fluffy

and he peaced out

fearless nfl picks
vikings by 7
colts by 14

i think im just gonna dry out.

karisa already beat me to my favorite weekend getaway: vegas. but for some reason shes just going for 1 day, and speaking of drying out, she doesnt drink in any month named January, so how fun can that be?

santa barbara is basically under water, so thats not very sexy.

any good movies worth watching this weekend? omg LEGION!

ok so i guess thats what i will do, eat some raw fish with the truest, avoid the raindrops of this fair city, and then taker to see Legion at an overpriced theatre.

life could be worse.

people could accuse me of writing poems for child molesters, for example.

sigh.

you know the nice thing about trolls. it means youre getting hits.

i havent checked my sitemeter in years. but the best way to judge if youre gaining reach is to read your comments and see if any idiots are out there writing stuff in your box.

it tells you two things: if you are getting traffic, and if you are ruling.

one of those things must be happening.

or maybe just one moron wants me to pay attention.

either way, after it rains, a mariah carey appears.

and believe it or not but “LA Dog rescue” is trending like crazy on Google right now

so heres the vid that everyone wants to see, provided by LAT partner, sister, cousin: KTLA

the dog didnt wanna get saved.

sure as hell didnt wanna get picked up by the fireman dangling from Chopper 1.

now everyones wet, but the dog is safe.

safe to chew up shoes at his masters house

dig holes in the courtyard

and poop wherever he wants.

and thats why God loves mankind.

on tee vee!

and look at that, hes done moved to San Dieger

AND HES BLOGGING! about Popcorn!

omg i never thought id see the day…

that hed wear a vneck sweater and a tie.

while images from Just Jared dance on the screen.

am i in some weirdo hallucinogenic world?

previous projects by Scott included the best name ever for a blog: Matt Welch is an Assclown which was about baseball, naturally.