when the cubs won the world series five million people flooded the beautiful streets of Chicago because
life isn’t fair.
the underdogs don’t win.
the team you love rarely does it.
movies and novels and beautiful poems exist because life is the opposite and we need those delicious lies to keep us from jumping off tall buildings. so when the patriots started marching down the field today
we all knew what was going to happen because we’ve seen it every day
the pretty boy gets the model
the rich get richer
the worst possible result is the allthetime result
the only reason obama won the first time was because the GOP didn’t wanna try and fail to clean up the mess it made during Bush Cheney. they had no idea how quickly your boy from the south side could do it or else they would have tried harder to stop him.
they tried extra to beat hillary because they hate girls like so much.
do i give tom brady props? sure. bellacheat too? fine. they are winners. they don’t ever quit and thats what we all need to learn from this truly exciting game we just saw: if there is time on the clock fucking go for it.
of course you’ll probably lose, but that doesnt matter.
he only thing that matters in life is when you look back you can say you gave everything.
brb gotta puke.
Carolina 44, Denver 12
if i was a betting man id be in Vegas right now.
firstly i love Las Vegas, but secondly to bet everything I could on Cam and his Panthers.
much love to Peyton but he’s running on fumes.
they beat the Pats and thats nice, but the Pats were banged up and had zero running game
Cam’s Panthers are not banged up and not only can they run
but he can run too.
pretty sure the cheerleaders can run three.
can Peyton run? uh….
five points may as well be zero points cuz all its says is as long as the Panthers are a head by more than a FG you get your house back if you bet it on the Super Bowl
which i would if i was a gambler with a house who knew a bookie who would accept that parlay
which thankfully i do not because thats scary bc Cam
get hurt in the first quarter i suppose and then youre homeless
which is pretty much why i keep my bets small, local,
and the winner buys lunch.
no one at work would bet me lunch that Cam is gonna lose this game
Lady Gaga is singing the National Anthem today at the Super Bowl
i’m sure it will be fantastic
but i wish they’d also let her sing this tune while they show a montage of what it took for these two teams to get to this stage
because both of them really are on the edge of glory
and since she’s there, may as well let her rock out