because shes really young she sends me these quizzes and INSISTS THAT I FILL THEM OUT

kids growing up without ever having to buy a dial up modem really have no sense of patience

YOU CAN’T LIE IN THIS QUIZ.
BE 100% TRUTHFUL ABOUT EVERY QUESTION.

LAST PERSON.

1. You hung out with?
karisa

2. You texted?
eurogirl

3. You were in a car with?
eurogirl

4. Went to the movies with?
eharmony date #3

5. Went to the mall with?
eurogirl

6. You talked on the phone to?
my mom

7. Made you laugh?
bart simpson

WOULD YOU RATHER…?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
tongue

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny

3. Drink whole or skimmed milk?
whole is the only way

4. Die in a fire or get shot..
fire FIRE

5. Have sex with one person very well or four people at the same time poorly..
quantity, not quality

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY…

1. Sun or moon?
moon me

2. Winter or Fall?
fall on me

3. Left or right?
to the left

4. Sunny or rainy?
sunny

6. Where do you live?
hollywood, ca

7. How many kids do you want?
between 1 and 12

8. Do you want to get married?
only if im in love

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirlings the best part

10. Have you ever eaten S.P.A.M?
probably. i never know what im eating.

12. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
3

13. Do you cook?
i havent turned on my oven for five years

14. Current mood?
very happy

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU…

1. Kissed someone?
no

2. Sang?
girlfriend in a coma, smiths

3. Been hugged?
no comment

4. Missed someone?
but of course

5. Danced Crazy?
mais oui

6. Cried?
that happens about once a year, so keep waiting

7. Lied?
never

8. Loved someone you can’t have?
of course!

you dont run for president when the usa has a good chance of electing the first black president.

sure women deserve a break today but they werent brought here in boats as slaves

not that obama was, but im just saying.

if i was hillary id step down immediately and say, “it just dawned on me that i have always been in support of minority rights and especially the advancement of african americans, most of whom supported my husband and i through thick and thin.

“no way will i cockblock barack.”

and if obama was smart he would have her be his running mate because not only would it lessen the chances of an assassination attempt (down from 99% to 94%),

but that is what should happen when you re-elect george w. bush after iraq, 9/11, katrina, gitmo, and domestic spying: a black and an woman should be the favorites to succeed you.

i also dont like hillary because shes stiff. stiffness used to mean that you were hiding something.

people didnt used to like al gore because he was stiff. turned out what he was hiding was all his radness. people dont call al gore stiff any more.

when barack wins al gore should be the environment tsar, bill clinton should be nominated for the supreme court, and al sharpton should be the press secretary.

and i suppose that at some time i should go to chicago and blog about it all.