i have kissed a few girls with tongue pierces

it didnt suck.

drew’s is mighty nice but its still weird to look at.

the other day i was in the bathroom at a restaurant. there was a guy at the urinal and even though the kiddie urinal was open next to him, i noticed that the stall was open and im pretty sure the rule is you should use the stall even if all you have to do is a number one.

while in there i saw two bits of graffiti.

the first one said “i hope obama fails”

the other, under it, said, “i hope jimmy fallon fails.”

i lol’ed.

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