where once, not long ago, the balloon boy saga brought a nation together

now it seems to be tearing our country apart.

here we have a guy who looks suspiciously like guitar hero tom morrello raging against the machine of colorado.

he calls the cops on the gawkers, he calls several people out, and then he draws the line on getting jumped from behind.

self defense tip: notice how bro grabs his assailant’s “balloons” so he can get a better position (and then notice how thats exactly when the dude asks for help).

my question though is who is that curious faceless voice of the day at (1:09) saying “stop the cameras. we’re winning. we’re winning” which ends in something like “dont get josh in trouble”. JOSH?!!?

whoever the tom morrello guy is, he’s Enough Man of the day.

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