what if theres nothing you can do
what if its in your jeans and your shorts and socks and stinky sneakers
and the older you get the more likely it’s gonna happen
and all the romantic poets who died in their 30s avoided it for the most part but not you, its gonna get you?
i feel the same way about the Big One, it’s gonna happen. the earth is gonna shake.
your only hope is it happens when youre at Wrigley instead of in Malibu
your only way out is if youre in vegas with a big nasty redhead (amber wears wigs in vegas)
otherwise its dunzo cuz theres gonna be floods fire and famine
all the roads gonna be packed and people are gonna jump on the boats in the marina and try to escape
but the waves are gonna turn into tsunamis and is drowning the way you wanna go?
the only way to survive is to be in Paris
on top of old smokey
cuz theres nothing you can do