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there would be tales where one wouldnt know whether to believe or not to believe.

there would be women and fine alcohol and exotic inebriants. there would be malibu balconies and waves crashing against sea walls. thered be sunsets and moonrises.

theres be the most beautiful lies intertwined with fascinating truths.

theres be fake and real boobs.

somewhere someone would be spinning the good tunes. thered be people youve paid money to see and some you only know from the interweb.

at times like this back in the day thered be stories and stories during which my mouth was wide open like omg omg thered be a lesson or two at the end and me saying something like i cant believe this is happening to a wretch like me.

luck would be a theme but after seven years of these tales wouldnt you think that luck cant flow down the mountain into one mans life continually? thus maybe there has to be something else at heart. but what?

oh the stories that would have been written. however these are different times. no way could times be better for your hero. ive sold out. i dont rock with the old school any more. all my friends are parents. my hairs no longer gray its not even there. plus im fat. plus my 94 sentra — how on earth do you valet a 94 sentra at a party off pch in 2008 and get away with it?

sure nothing in here is true but she wasnt even in high school when the busblog was new.

no i dont believe it. no i dont trust it. no i never asked for it. loudly. plus im a pc.

cougar had me watch bee movie with her.

it was one of those nights when everything was all ready done. ate. drank. “talked”. played scrabble. “talked” a second time.

then we looked at the clock and it was only 11pm.

most of the time i can peace out and drive home and play madden on my psp or something but the weathers nice and her windows were open and for some reason i wanted to stay.

perfect feeling of not *having* to stay, not wanting to leave, not caring one way or another. which is rare with the cougar. maybe it was the linguini with clam she made and the wine. it sat real nice.

so we watched bee movie, which i had heard was horrible. turned out it wasnt horrible in the slightest. actually it wasnt bad at all. it was borderline good. which was exactly what the night was like.

after the movie we talked some more watched snl which also wasnt horrible and i peaced out at 3am and here i am and a nice fan of the busblog sent me this link to this video and i gotta say, this weekend was fantastic and its only saturday night.

the afternoon started with getting to say hi to shepard fairey at his book signing at wacko where he called me the real deal to this kid. i’ll tell you, thatll put a smile on a dudes face.

former copy editor of the busblog
former campaign adviser to dan grant for congress
future farmer of america

according to the site, apparently anne hathaway best known in roles from the Devil Wears Prada and Brokeback Mountain, really loves, well, anal sex. she likes it so much that she went on about it in an upcoming piece with Esquire.

“Ms. M.” from the magazine sent this in to Celeb.Dump:

“In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy “Get Smart” star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.”

my google reader is eagerly anticipating, uh, backlash, if the report is true. it also awaits photo galleries and commentary from two of my favorite blogs, mark lisanti‘s tumblr and my man spencer over at golden fiddle

it was the strongest point about one of the most important topics on the table at last nights debate. barack obama, who is refreshingly polite when talking about people who think differently than him (the busblog is not comfortable calling political candidates “opponents”), took off the gloves in regard to iraq, and called john mccain out.

i dont see how john mccain can “my friends” this video away, which sorta paints him, with his own words, about being as wrong about the 5-year iraq war as he could possibly be.

maybe they can release a new sarah palin bathing suit video to distract the masses.

: listen to this woman for a minute, then guess who she wants to vote fer

whats interesting is our friend matthew good wrote these lines after watching the debate tonight, not after listening to the woman in the video: “No, tonight was a lesson in the exhaustive inanity of American politics. The Muses, it seems, have cast their euphoric haze and wait with anticipation to see what dead loss is born.”

matt and i agree on some things and disagree on others. i enjoyed tonights debate. i especially liked that for the most part they let each other speak. i liked that they presented their opinions on things and were both sharper in expressing those beliefs better than i expected.

i guess the same could be said for the woman above, she knows how she feels and does a fine job letting us know why she feels that way.

but whats most fascinating is she espouses just as many catch phrases as many politicians, bloggers, and knuckleheads. as if those phrases mean something.

when i see and hear these chorus of voices, i do not see gloom. i hear america. we are a melting pot like no other. we are a tom waits cacophony of drunken free verse.

and from out of all of it will come order.

man was created from mud

brilliance will rise from nonsense.

watch.

so lets get to it.

ax your questions
later tonight or tomorrow you will get the answers.
all will be well.
merriment will be made.
love will be shared.
change will be had.
debates will go down.
rock will be rolled.

was part two of this interview katie did with sarah palin, some are suggesting

because im not a sexist i will say that she was brilliant amazing unbelievable and totally presidential in this interview. i have zero idea why they dont let her go out and do way more of these interviews. everyone knows that katie couric is a bulldog interviewer, mike wallace in a pant suit. and look at how sarah barracuda hung in there and turned the tables in regards to russia and canada and her executive decisions in regards to both of them.

i have no idea how the polls have started to swing towards barry hussien and joe biden the plagarist.

maybe our pal matt welch has some insight to the most recent mccain move to put the campaign on time out. oh look, welchy has something in todays la times about just that.

she doesnt sound sick
she doesnt look sick
she doesnt act sick

but ive learned that women are very special creatures who can seem happy when theyre sad
sad when theyre happy
uninterested when theyre super turned on
and super turned on when theyre so uninterested

thus if sass sez shes sick then i say, get well soon sass!