everything is the angels watching from above making little side bets on you
ok for sure hes gonna fuck this shit up,
one of them will say to the other
nah, he’s cool, he’s the man, he’s my favorite one now that i think of it,
the other’ll say, after exhaling a long stream of smoke.
ok i bet you a bulldozer he wont act a fool over that thing,
the first one will offer
omg what is it with you and bulldozers? fine, i’ll bet you my last bulldozer he’ll shake it off
back in the day they were betting like crazy on hank aaron,
all the shit he went through
imagine death threats just cuz youre gonna break a dumb home run record
your family in danger because you might go yard in cincy
angles be all, a hundred yaks hank’ll just retire
but hank aint retiring.
fuck bowing down to the bad in the world
and fuck acting a fool.
i walk around hollywood late at night
you see different things at night
was taking the picture of a bus stop bench and this dude approached me from my blind spot
i was listening to howard stern and jimmy kimmel in my headphones
i have a little rule that if you ask me for money i’ll give it to you
actually its in the bible but ive adapted it.
i was like, what?
and he mumbled, black dude, one shoe, skinny, no eye contact
i was wondering if you could help me with some spare change
im thinking, theres a guy who owes me $2,500 out there who hasnt even had the decency to paypal me $100 every week or $500 a month
ive been unemployed since halloween
i havent even touched a woman since the traitors attacked the capitol
and still somehow i am doing better than this guy
literally in the middle of the street
i have a bed. i have cable. i have clean clothes
and cookie dough in a small bucket.
i have a
so i gave him $5
bc im pretty sure the angels were betting the under.