imma teach pets how to do selfies

good mood today

could be a great mood in one month. maybe less than one month.

the other day i picked up a modem/router at best buy and installed it.

am i a genius?


then i got one of my lights to obey my vocal commands and tomorrow i’ll figure out the others.

amber texted me very upset the other day

called me all these names

all while asking a favor of me.

it was not easy for her to be my girlfriend during the lockdown

it was incredibly emotional for both of us. and draining. and just sad.

i only want the best for her. i pray every day for her.

and im sorry i didnt have my shit together and a bigger place for us.

we were squished in a little place during the plague

poor. scared. no freedom.

there will be movies about this time period and they will be sad.

two years later, they’re still alive somehow

kittensevery morning i open the front door in my robe and retrieve the newspaper.

yes i am an old man still living in the 1950s.

two years ago i opened the door and two adorable kittens were on my stoop.

we had had many stray cats in our courtyard for at least a year and i assumed that the kittens were the offspring of two of them.

as you may know i live in hollywood in between two very busy streets. plus, a few weeks before i saw the kittens, we heard some very scary animal noises which sounded like a beast eating one of the strays.

so i took the kittens in. watched in amazement as they took to the kitty litter. and then enjoyed two little twin fuzz balls explore my spacious mansion.

for some reason i thought someone would take them off my hands.

but no one ever did.

are they a little loud in the early mornings?

who isnt?

do they ruin my toilet paper roll too often?

not any more *cracks knuckles*

do i love them?

of course.

happy second birthday Prince and Michael!