highlights from april ’04

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4/1 me and moxie get married

4/3 dodgers angels game

4/5 anniversary of kurdt kobains death

4/6 i took four dumps today.

4/7 layne tries to convince me that courtney killed kurt

4/7 review of the debut album by william hung, inspiration

4/9 before she even knew me she typed to me from her bathtub

4/10 today we found out that the cia had warned bush about osama a month before 9/11. nobody would end up caring cuz everyone knows bush is a dumbshit.

4/11 people ask me all the time why i am a Christian. actually they dont. i wish they would. but they dont.

4/12 the president writes me emails, and teens invade my couch

4/13 your opinion

4/14 third best picture of the year

4/15 liana took me to the premiere of kill bill 2

4/16 review of kill bill 2

4/17 i blog the entire cubs vs reds game

4/18 one day there will be a vice president who will hold a five foot bong in his hands so as to appease the pot smoking voters of america. some people say the pot smoker vote isnt an important one but they couldnt be more wrong. the pot smokers are the first to give someone a chance.

4/19 doc searls accuses me of being an a-list blogger

4/20 happy four twenty day

4/20 my old girlfriends only get hotter with age

4/21 call me grumbly mcgrumbly today. got chewed out for killing a perp this morning. i was all, this is what we do. they were all this isnt what you do.

4/21 tomdog turns a million

4/22 gay lovers climb tree, then have sex

4/26 weekend date with a swedish girl: i ate a lot of cheese this weekend.

4/27 i hate tuesdays. i hate wednesdays. i hate mondays. im screwed.

4/28 friends is dead. thank God.

4/29 mc brown takes a good pic of one of my id badges

4/30 i got to teach a class at my old college while my favorite teacher watched

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