runway model said she was gonna come over, bake me cookies

and ravish my body with all the things

i said perfecto, see ya at 10.

at 5 i had to go to a friends party way north east in eagle rock

but at 730 i had to go way west to see a screening

of La La Land

in beverly hills immediately followed by a discussion headed by the stars of the musical, Emma Stone and whatshisname

by 645 i was surrounded by so many of my friends i decided

screw that movie, i love these people right here.

the food was great, beers chillin on ice,

one thing might lead to another and we may all jump in the pool with our clothes on

the foam machine might kick on

someone might roll out the fog machine

heather might bust with some freestyle ask polly right there under the moonlight

and i stayed and it was the best choice.

was pretty sure the runway model wasnt gonna be there when i got home, even though i’d left the key under the welcome mat

but she left behind some evidence of her being there, namely photographs

and some articles of clothing,


its good she left because some times only bad things happen when a man has downed as many coke classics as i had

and little ham and cheese biscuits

and homemade cookies

and cheese.