everclear is going to play guantanamo bay

the LA Times blog Soundboard has a long interview with Art, the singer. These were my favorite parts.

Are they going to let you see any other parts of Cuba while you’re there?

I asked them if I could go into Cuba, and they told me no. I get to go to the fence that separates it from the base. I would love to go. I want to go to Havana big time. It’s a moment out of time with all these ’50s cars driving around. You know that when the Castro brothers die, its going to turn into Disneyland over there. I wanted to see Cuba, but I also wanted to go over there to get a pulse of the soldiers that were there about what happened [in the prison]: What their family’s viewpoint on being at Guantanamo is about, and are they proud to be there? Do they think they’re doing a good thing? Are they ashamed? They’re put there, and there isn’t much you can do about it in the armed forces. I’ve got a song I’m thinking about playing there for the first time, called “Jesus Was a Democrat.”

Wow, really? What kind of ideas led up to that?

It’s actually a pretty flagrant challenge to the conservative view of Jesus. Even if you’re not a Christian, if you read Jesus’ words in the Bible, there’s nothing conservative about him. He was a full-on liberal. There’s a line in it that goes, “Jesus would be locked up in Guantanamo Bay if he were alive today.” I consider myself Christian but not in any traditional sense. I was brought up in a serious evangelical home, and always had problems with Christianity, like there was something great there, but that I wasn’t seeing it. I see why most people, especially young people, are afraid of Christians. There’s a line in the song that says, “I wonder if Jesus is as afraid of Christians as I am?” They’re scary!

How do you think it’ll go over in Guantanamo Bay, a place you cite in the song as imprisoning Jesus?

What happened in Guantanamo Bay, that was blood-chilling to me. It goes to show you that anyone can get caught up in it, anyone can be the bad guy. Any collection of people from any culture. It was sobering for a lot of people. It was sobering for me. I’ve got a daughter who’s 16, and I don’t think she’d ever go into the service, and I’d fight her if she did, but if she does, what’s my perspective then?

I’m just trying to be compassionate and put myself in the other guy’s shoes. This song is pretty angry. I think we’re in better place now than in ‘88, when I worked on the Dukakis campaign canvassing, but I was so pissed at Republicans, that conservatives co-opted the term “family values”; they made being a liberal a bad word. I’m an ACLU card-carrying liberal. I have no bones about it. I might be conservative on some things, but you’re going to tell me that to have family values I have to glom on to your way of thinking? No way!

At least now I’m not alone. The great thing about [Barack] Obama, he’s unabashedly a liberal or a progressive. Isn’t that great? Even in the Clinton administration, no one was using the word “liberal,” they were using the “moderate” word. Seems like in the last few elections, the right has pulled the left to the center, and now it seems like the left has pulled right center. [John] McCain started playing ball with the Bush administration, thinking he could ride his coattails if he got the call. Now, it’s dragging him down.

read the rest of the interview here.

above my favorite Everclear song, “Heartspark Dollar Sign”

snl you ignorant slut,

of course ashlee simpson cant sing. but you should be surprised that a girl who spells her name like that cant dance, cuz any strip club in america has an ashlee who knows how to dance.

the problem however isn’t jessicas sister, it’s you.

saturday night live used to be counterculture. it used to be punk rock. but it hasn’t been punk rock in decades and the other night night just put the last nail in your coffin. and good riddance i say. you are the establishment. you should do your lame open, show the cartoon, do weekend update, show the band, and get off the shitter. but you hate us. thats why you keep doing all this bad tv.

i know you hate us because you hired ashlee. thats not love. the highlight of most of the episodes of snl used to be the musical guests.

david bowie singing in a sarcophagus.

i remember the stones being on there, the dead, the replacements.

why don’t you take what happened saturday night as a hint that your show has jumped the shark. that you’re too old that you don’t care any more what is counterculture to america and the best way to realize that is by having jude law host and ashlee simpson “sing”.

one day i will be too old for the busblog and you know what i will do that day? shoot myself. right in the face. or i’ll od on a speedball at the chateau marmont. when jude law or ashlee simpson are guestblogging the busblog you know the terrorists have won, and yet on snl it’s just another show.

snl has always wasted its talent. even when they know they have great minds they ruin it all. tina fey is a friggin genius so why do i need that amy pohler ho sitting next to her on weekend update? one anchor is fine. bill murray did it alone, i believe. as did dennis miller, norm mcdonald, and even colin quinn (!). what are you saying when you replace fallon with pohler to sit next to fey and not be funny?

but back to the musical acts, you only have like 20 shows you have to do a year. just hire good people. stop with this fellatio of mtv.

tom waits was on letterman two weeks ago and killed. the video (scroll down just a little or click here) doesn’t capture the wonder of it all but trust me, even on his worst night tom waits could destroy ashlee fucking simpson.

waits was on snl in the 70s. why not now? not only is he only doing 7-8 shows to support this new record, but hes even better now than he was 25 years ago.

springsteen is rocking the vote everywhere with michael stipe. get them to come on your lame show. have them sing masters of war and then have them do master of puppets.

do i have to think of everything for you or can we just end this misery and you just hire me?

juliette lewis has a great band that would burn up on snl. so do the donnas. loretta lynn is gonna win a grammy next year, wheres her ass on your stage?

and excuse me but doesn’t britney spears have a new single? if the little whore cant dance, have her sit on a stool and sing her stupid song.

oh thats right she doesn’t sing her songs either.

the only person any good at lipsynching on snl was andy kaufman, and he did it tongue in cheek.

only thing in your cheek snl is the bone of mtv and it’s sad cuz you used to be better than this but you’re not, and its hurting america.

jarrett + zulieka + dancing + highlights from the rnc convention

someone narced on me

and said i was bitching, so they turned me into a monkey, gave me a guitar and made me take requests.

people were yelling out for skynyrd tunes and i could do that, when i wasnt a damn monkey.

then this crazy woman crawled up behind me and started singing something totally different than “gimme three steps” and people started booing, and i kept wanting to tell her to shut the hell up as i was trying to get adjusted to my paws and the terribly tuned kiddie guitar but all that came out was eeep eeep eeep.

some fat lady in the front row was laughing her ass off and i was thinking i could take a jump at her head, bounce off and maybe make it to the bottom of the left balcony, climb up there and make a quick getaway until i saw that i was chained to the stage.

so i let the bitch behind me sing and tried to play rhythm.

beatles!

dave matthews band!!

stairway!!!!

people in hell have no taste. or maybe they do. maybe to ease their pain they just try to bring more pain to those around them. pass the buck as it were.

kansas!!

i slapped the chick with my tail which stunned her and i tried to fingerpick the opening to “dust in the wind” and i had it working until a string broke from my wickedly long nails.

the drunkards loved it.

they really loved it when i took the guitar string and started to strangle the chick with it and pulled her hair with my tail and bounced around and scratched out her eyes and pissed on the floor.

but they stopped laughing when i shat and threw it at them.

they rushed the stage just as the curtain fell and the clown came out with a hose and firehosed me, the chick, and the trucker who had started wailing on me.

and strangely, that wasnt even the best act of the night.

the invisible hand