i said of course i want to go to the club
where else would i want to be than a place that plays
terrible music
super loudly
and charges me soooo much money to get drunk
she asked are you being sarcastic?
i said with you baby id go anywhere
i have the perfect outfit
a polo shirt, jeans
and a half gallon of drakkar noir
she said, because it sounds like yr being sarcastic
and i really wanna dance
i love to dance
i said i love to dance too
but i like to spontaneously dance
i once dated a girl who said she didnt like sex on a bed
she liked it to be spontaneous and unusual
i feel the same way about dancing
she said i dont wanna hear about your old girlfriends.
i said, whoops sorry.
im just old.
ive got stories
she said well i want to dance
and you want to dance
but you want to do it spontaneously, how do we make that work?
i said fine lets go to a club
she was all, really?
i was like sure, whats the worst that could happen?