we shouldnt do the easy things. i mean you can if you want.
but the people i love are the people who are playing the advanced version
some do it in an annoying way and im sure i annoy some and im not saying i am at 100% 100% of the time, but im happier when i am.
some also incorporate diet and exercise and reading and raising kids
and clearly im not playing that version of this.
im just trying to be good.
being bad would be so easy.
like i could make a rival to Disneyland if I wanted. anyone could.
where everyones mean to you and if you complain the fire hydrant says shut the fuck up and squirts you a little.
and the mascots chase you around
and the food is suspiciously delicious.
reasonably priced too
which is also weird.
for example beers are only $2 a cup.
“we’re Evil but we’re not Assholes” our tshirt would read
and on the back “beers two bucks.”
if you get enough people into a place you dont have to charge crazy prices for beer. make the food really good and get em there.
like what if the best sushi in all of LA was at Evil Land
but it’ll cost you.
at the restaurants there you can get one of two colored bibs: red or black.
if you wear a red bib everyones mean to you. if you wear a black one everyone kisses your fucking ass basically.
red bibs are $5, black ones are $10.
when you leave you get your picture taken next to a sign that displays what percentage tip you gave.
amazing bands at Evil Land,
but there are no good seats