i have no idea why girls go on dates with me

i hardly ever end up doing what we plan on doing.

a loyal reader wrote in to say that she would see Glitter with me. on our way to the mysterious movie theatre, after struggling through my worthless directions, she said, wanna just get lost in Glendale?

so we drank at a hotel bar, played video games, ate japanese, had pie, then suckered her over to my place where we tried to out-do each other in every way.

so fun i had to shut the drapes.

best part is, nothing that you’re probably thinking happened happened.

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