hottie23: My lazy Scandinavian ass just woke up.
luckiestmanalive: what time did your sweet ass go to sleep?
hottie23: I stayed up making out with a german guy who was like… 6’5.
hottie23: um. 8 this morning.
luckiestmanalive: was it fun?
hottie23: Have you ever had someone whipsper that you’re their dirty fantasy in a German accent?
hottie23: it was fucking great
luckiestmanalive: did he have a big
luckiestmanalive: was it no nonesense and rigid?
hottie23: no, there was plenty of nonsense
luckiestmanalive: do you know i love you?
hottie23: yes I love you too
hottie23: I almost had sex with him.
hottie23: I didn’t.
luckiestmanalive: you dont have to save yourself for me any more. i�ll never get out there.
hottie23: I know I know. That guy would have hurt me, though.
hottie23: he was scary.
luckiestmanalive: i thought you liked it rough
hottie23: I do like it rough.
hottie23: I love it.
hottie23: when he pushed me around I was losing it.
hottie23: but his dick was way too big for me to have slept with him.
luckiestmanalive: no wonder youve never been with a black guy
hottie23: I couldn’t even get my hand around the damn thing.
hottie23: it was very fucked up.
luckiestmanalive: this girl i know was hot for a guy like that, and he said, just breathe right.
luckiestmanalive: and it worked.
hottie23: it would have been like fucking a mag light or something
luckiestmanalive: did he cry when you said no?
luckiestmanalive: i would have.
hottie23: I didn’t say no.
hottie23: I just restrained myself
luckiestmanalive: did you help the poor guy out at all?
hottie23: I helped him out
hottie23: and then� oops
luckiestmanalive: can you blame him?
luckiestmanalive: what were you wearing?
hottie23: a plaid skirt
hottie23: and red tights
hottie23: a red zip up hooded cotton sweater
hottie23: and boots
hottie23: hey, nadia is here i’ll be right back
hottie23: i have to go let her in
luckiestmanalive: hey if i change your name, can i put this on my blog?
hottie23: of course
hottie23: i love you tony pierce
luckiestmanalive: i love you super hot plaid skirt wearing sexy girl
luckiestmanalive: next time take pics of that outfit
luckiestmanalive: for your pal tone.
hottie23: i’ve got some
hottie23: i’ll upload them later
luckiestmanalive: i heart you so
hottie23: i heart you too so