when you’re 110 like i am

sometimes people want to hook you up with people youre own age.

i met charlotte (pictured) the other day at the glenellen senior suites and villas the other day when i was traveling through north lima, ohio. and she looked pretty good.

sunday she will turn 114.

some say she is the oldest person in the world.

she asked me if i could give her a pearl necklace and i was all, i love taking requests.

so i gave her one.


old lady jokes are tough but what isnt tough these days.

my lady friend from last night was waiting for me to get out of the shower and off the phone and she saw an instant message pop up on my laptop, so she answered it.

the chick was the web cam girl from the other night and the lady friend entered into a dialogue with her.

it was pretty hot.

i tried to retrieve it from my cache but this is all i could nab:

missmontreal: you really are gorgeous, and I am not saying that in a hitting on you way

cambabe: Well, I’m hitting on you.

people think that i would get jealous, but it takes a lot to get be jealous.

how could i be jealous? two hot chicks getting into each other? what if one made the other leave me for the one? whatev.

theres so much lust in the world, but so little true love, if two hearts meet via my lil IM window, then so be it.

hopefully they’ll invite me to their lesbian wedding.

its friday america. the day of rock. its sunny today and not that cold, but i bet theres still some slush in the hood, so thats good.

the boss is getting us some pizza for lunch. the ladies are asking me what im doing this weekend, i know what theyre trying to do, theyre trying to get me to ask them in return, but i play dumb and go, not much, writing a novel, writing a blook, staying up late, a lone, waking up early


the mta says that they will open up some bus service on monday on vermont and wilshire which happens to be my route.

the world is crazy.

remember to dance.

thats what charlotte taught me.

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