because soon i’ll be dieting

and on the wall they have pictures of people who tried and succeeded in eating a two pound cheeseburger in one sitting.

almost everyone on the wall were dudes.

some were babies

none were me.

me i ate a 1/2 pound burger and nearly died on the way home because my belly is not used to red meat as i am all about the white meat and fish

any way it was delish