sometimes you have to trade your sweet sweet starlin
sometimes you have to get rid of your extra fuel
sometimes you have to drive through the tough tough traffic of labor day friday
to make that money
because youre saving up that money
because your true love, da cubs, are gonna be in the damn world series in six weeks
and those old styles arent gonna just flow from the sky.
i had a fun day today. everyone was going to the airport.
i tried to drive far away from the airport so my fares would be high
but as soon as i turned on my thing, my thing rang and guess where they were going
at some point the traffic was so bad that we were literally going backwards
not on the freeway
but in time.
i could see myself get younger in the rear view.
my hair was growing back.
my voice got higher.
my six pack abs were all whaddup g
and i was like,
i gotta get outta this traffic.
Cubs, huh?
‘And down the stretch they come. It’s Cubby out in front, but they’re coming for him. It’s a length back to Blue Jay, second, National, Indian, half a length back to Tiger, and here comes Dodger, with Red Sox starting to move, and Cardinal… and…bounding on the outside…in red and white silks…here comes…who is this?…from way off the pace…a 75 to one shot! It’s…Angel? Yes! ANGEL.
This is incredible! It’s Angel, flying in the middle of the track! He’s passing them all! What a horse! And at the wire…it’s ANGEL! GOING AWAY! By 15 lengths. Incredible. Dodger a way distant second, Blue Jay far back in third, with Cubby fourth! WOW! Who knew?
Cub’s huh?