did i visit all the lands i should see?

did i kiss all the girls i ever wanted?

did i eat all the tacos i shoulda?

have i read all the worthy online comments?

have i pet my cats enough?

have i done enough crossfit?

it’s a little weird that the Cubs won the world series right before it all ends.

it’s a little strange that i have

wait, i haven’t.

oh shit.

well,

um

fuck.

it’s sorta too bad we’re all gonna die.

but when we die we go to heaven.

and there are no electoral colleges up there.

which is nice.