u2 is playing this weekend and tix are cheap

after i took amber to eminem v rihanna, i swore off seeing any more shows at the rose bowl

but ive seen u2 play a stadium before and they were great.

however that was 30 years ago, the last time they toured off the Joshua Tree album

hard to believe it was that long ago, it seems like yesterday, but alas.

i still love those songs and i peeked at the setlist and it seems like theyre playing the hits, appeasing the fans, dipping back into the glory days, and walking down the streets that have well recognized names.

it’s also gonna be warm this weekend.

i could use some soul glow.

i might just go by myself.

and leave early 🙂

imagine we had a black president who was in love omg with iran

and that black president was caught on tape saying the word pussy

and that black president was all, of course i will show you my taxes, but then didnt

and he was sooooo black

and on mothers day he didnt go say hey to his wife up in new york

instead he played basketball in florida.

and then one day he invited some bros from iran over

and he kicked out all the american news people from the room

and only allowed muslim journalists in.

and then he told a bunch of secrets to the iranians

and bowed to them on their way out.

fox news would want him dead for way more than the bow.

yesterday was mothers day

i got my dear momma some lotion and a dozen tulips.

but then i saw a picture of a lot of people at the grocery store huddled around the greeting card aisle.

maybe theres something wrong with me but ive never seen the appeal of a greeting card.

at $5 now, they’re the same price as an entire magazine.

i used to send a subscription of O Magazine to my mom but she said she didn’t like it.

poor O.

anyways, my mom took the train with my sister yesterday to downtown Chicago.

she told me they went to Luxe. she asked me if i ever heard of it.

i told her that there used to be a restaurant called Grand Luxe at the Beverly Center that i took the truest to, but it closed down a few years ago.

she said she wasnt sure if it was grand luxe or not, all she knows is some people were wearing short shorts and crop tops, even though it was 60 degrees.

i refrained from telling her what amber wore the other day when she came over to say hi.

but i guess the difference is it was 69 degrees here that day.

no need for a sweater.

i got a good sleep last night.

ready for a strong week.

80 years ago today Bill Veeck convinced the Cubs to plant ivy

my heroes arent the ones with lots of money or good looks or fancy cars.

they’re idea people. but more, they were convincing enough to get the ideas out there.

one of my heroes is Bill Veeck. Not Bill Sr, but Jr.

Senior was a sportswriter in Chicago almost exactly 100 years ago. In his daily column he would often speculate what he would do if he was running the Cubs. Eventually William Wrigley Jr gave him a shot as Vice President to try out some of those ideas in real life and the Cubs won the NL pennant. So Wrigley made Veeck president of the club where he remained for about 15 years until he died.

Long time readers will remember that I used to write daily blog posts here where I would start off by saying Dear LA Times, you suck…. and I would then give away secrets of how they could improve if only they hired me. Eventually they let me run their blogs and our traffic increased by 2,300% until some genius convinced them that they could do it without me. LOL.

After Veeck Sr. died, his son sold peanuts in the stands at Wrigley Field. 80 years ago today Bill Veeck Jr. got the ear of the Wrigleys and told them about an idea that wouldn’t cost much money but would add a touch of class and uniqueness to the ballpark. The idea was ivy covering the bricks. Which today still grows at the Friendly Confines.

Veeck Jr., would go on to own the crosstown White Sox and there he would let his imagination go wild while innovating baseball — and other sports. He introduced the exploding scoreboard that would shoot off fireworks whenever someone from the home team hit a homer, he put the players names on the back of their jerseys to appease people who didn’t want to buy scorecards, he put a showerhead in left field so people could cool off on hot Chicago afternoons. He even set up a barbershop in the bleachers in Center Field so a man could get a haircut while watching the game.

One of his most overlooked ideas was letting the fans decide if a pitcher should get pulled from the game or if they should put in a pinch hitter.

But maybe the best idea he ever had was hiring the lovably wild Harry Caray as the White Sox’ broadcaster and letting him do whatever the hell he wanted to do, which soon included singing Take Me Out To The Ball Game during the 7th inning stretch.

When Veeck got old he sold the White Sox, he was often seen back across town in the bleachers of Wrigley cheering on the Cubs at the field he grew up in, in the park that he touched in such a beautiful way. He would be seen with his shirt off, in shorts revealing his wooden leg, sipping on an Old Style, just feet away from the ivy that wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for him.

theres one reason i have a license plate that says xbi

it’s because once xbi always xbi

and at the xbi we knew everything

which means if you lie, we know youre lying.

at first i put it on there when i broke up with the xbi to remind them that they should stop lying to me

but then i left it on there to remind others.

and it’s interesting that even when people know that you know

they still do it.

and on and on

until the break of dawn.

i take so many things personally, but for some reason i dont find it insulting when people lie to me.

i feel sad for them

because theyre clearly in a pattern that they learned way back a long time ago

where they got off the hook, or it bought them a little time or it got people to leave them alone

if they twisted the facts.

and theres a burden when you know all the facts to keep them close to you

when people are wiping their ass with the facts.

to your face.

it makes you wanna get a hat that says xbi.

but that’s too many letters.

so i wear a different one.

the noises outside sound like rain

but theyre not

the sounds inside sound like moans.

but alas.

drove a young lady last night from USC to LAX via Uber X because i was foolishly going for a $100 bonus and i netted $14.

when you go from one side of LA to the other you should get at least $20.

people will happily pay that.

for years they paid that for Super Shuttle, a hapless extended van that requires you zig zag through town picking up other strangers.

but you get tony pierce in a benz across town and tony only gets $14?

i had just washed and vacuumed my ride.

after LAX i thought about getting a snack at Kanpai but i got a ping at the Custom Hotel.

three asian college kids probably from the nearby art school

they were going to Gardena for some Taiwanese Hot Pot.

they spoke foreign languages to each other. laughing. ignoring me.

all while i said to myself, never chase that bonus again, its a fools game. just work on premium rides. you know better. why are you such a sucker?

dropped them off in this super crowded strip mall which i’ll have to go back to because all the asian delicacies seemed delicious. thus the crowds.

got back on the 110 to DTLA when i got a phone call 20 minutes after i had left Gardena.

“my girlfriend left her wallet in your car.”

um

“it’s pink. can you return it.”

the whole time i was thinking: how do you not know for 20 minutes that you left your pink wallet in the back seat of a car?

“i’ll pay you $20.”

so i turned around.

cursing myself. hating my life. thinking about the Churches Chicken i passed twice.

knowing i wouldnt pass it a third without stopping.

life is so fragile, even at the beginning

Jimble Kimble is my favorite late night host

he is the everyman who worked his way up from radio to the Man Show to somehow making his way as Adam Carolla’s side kick to Howard Stern’s BFF and the host of the Oscars

he took every step the way you’d want. He hired his high school BFF to lead his band (along with his buddy’s dad), his Cousin Sal does bits, his wife writes his jokes, his ex girlfriend is a regular guest, we hear about his mom, his Aunt Chippy, and he has made his little security guard Guillermo a star on his own.

the selflessness is beautiful.

he even built a concert stage behind his studio so when bands play a couple hundred of their fans can enjoy the mini concert.

last night Jimmy shared something so scary. His newborn son was born with a heart disease. They rushed from Ceders in Beverly Hills to Childrens Hospital blocks from my house.

This hospital deserves all the praise. I’ve never heard anything but giant praise from them. I need to give them all of my video games.

So many prayers for Jimmy and his family.