but just make sure you pose with your girl at the Sloane Park sign
and buy some tshirts for us
and say tip the Mexican guy with the Crazy Chips $3, he has a message for you
then buy a straw hat, you will be known for the hat.
then knock on the door of the Cubs poutine truck. it will be “closed.”
a blonde will approach you, ask to take a picture of her nails
we will sit you next to a family of Iowa farmers. when the long time pork farmer says “everything was good until those fucking tariffs were imposed on the Chinese” you know you have the right guy.
step into the open door at the Chicago Dogs stand. your envelope will be there.
and never forget. all the best have been let go. keep yr heart pure.