ive been sick in bed sleeping

and trying to do some work

actually i got a fair amount of work done. probably enough not to call this a sick day.

but i was sick. had to order some Tom Kah Kai

you have to watch it if you order broccoli chicken in thai town, cuz they’ll deliver you that chinese broccoli with a few chicken parts in there.

your raunchy photos have lifted my spirits, america, so thank you.

one thing i did accomplish in its entirety was watching the Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious

way better than i expected.

i even fell in love with the woman playing Lil Kim

sass is in america,

ladies and gentlemen

and she is nicer and hotter in person than in the blawwwg world

last night we ate at my favorite sushi joint, which she quietly said was the best sushi shed ever had in her whole life (and shes asian!) then we drove around LA

then we met up with a porn star and an american apparel model and sang karaoke in Los Feliz and drank and drank

afterwards the girls took cabs to their mansion on a hill and i drifted off wondering if it had all been a beautiful dream.

for more on Sass’s invasion of LA, check out Zucket dot com

watching sam jackson in jurassic park

Gage: I’ve felt like death for 3 days now. How do you make yourself feel better when you’re sick?

i puke it out. its the only way. someones the boss. rarely is someone else a better boss than yrself when it comes to yr body. so if something pukey is in tony he pukes it out and makes it terrible in there. i’ll drink a lot, i’ll smoke it out, but when i eat i eat soft things because im gonna hurl and doritos arent so awesome on the upswing.

Krista: what do you do about that special someone on your xmas list that has everything?

steal from them.

Ali M: Favorite album of ’09?

there were a lot of big names who released anticipated albums this year: Springsteen, Sonic Youth, Matthew Good, Morrissey, Dinosaur Jr., Weezer, Lily Allen, etc., but the two records that i listened to the most that came out in 2009 were from bands id never heard of before – Phoenix and Those Darlins. And of the two, i’d say Those Darlins was easily my favorite of the year.

Just Me: So have you ever been paid for a review (of anything) while on the Busblog?

ive been offered several times, which although flattering, was never what this blog was meant for.

i was paid, in sorts, to visit Amsterdam by the Dutch government. i was not given money, but a roundtrip plane ticket was arranged, excellent accommodations, use of a bicycle, and entrance to a few of the more popular museums. they were advertisers of my blog when i had ads via Blogads. the dutch government picked about 25 bloggers (like Dooce, Perez Hilton, etc.) and our only catch was we had to allowed to be interviewed after our week abroad. and we had to put up a dutch badge for a month or something. hardly what most people would consider payola. i call it awesome. and not just because it was the first time i met JustAGirl, but that was at the top of the list.

g/d: have the words ever not come easy?

my belief about writers block is simple: if you have writers block its because you dont feel comfortable writing about whatever it is that you are having problems writing about. so either you dont trust your audience or your medium, or you arent writing about the main thing in your head. partially because of the disclaimer on the busblog that “nothing in here is true”, i have been relatively free to write about whatever i want, however i want. and thanks to the invention of Secret Blogs, if ever im verklempt on the busblog, i just write whatever i need to get out somewhere else.

Keir DuBois: Of all the other Tonys in all the world, which ones did/do you look up to or admire? My own list of Keirs is not very long. 2nd question (under my real name this time): have you seen the excerpts from the crooked NBA ref’s memior? 3rd question (because you asked for it): is there an easy way to find old busblog posts that have scrolled away? I have tried the google but it mocks me. I know you can click the # for a list of previouslys below any given post, but is that the only way? I’d just wanted to re-read the one about Kareem and how he’s doing.

1. Tony Hawk has been able to maximize the thing that he loves into a lifestyle and a profession in a way that is classy and cool. Tony Hawk has never not been cool. and this new video game skateboard accessory just might take him to an even higher level. 2. no i havent. but i will check it out and report back. 3. while its true that the history of this blog is deeply fascinating, groundbreaking, and inspiring to one and all, i think its best for everyone to focus up on whats happening right now. thats symbolized in the absence of the archives in the busblog.

Andrea: How cold is LA in winter? Clearly, no snow, but I think I’d like that.

its so cold that you have to wear a cute jacket at night. when you go to sleep you might need a blanket. when it gets really bad you might have to turn the spaceheater up half way. ive never used my built-in-to-the-wall heater, and my fireplace is more adorable than practical.

David: would you renegotiate a prenup or cut ‘yer losses & make a clean break?

because i view the marriage sacrament as holy bond and a lifelong religious commitment, there would be no prenup to reup. but if i was tiger id payer now and live the life he clearly wants to rock.

PingzI: Excuse me,where you are?

i am at the crossroads of good n evil. i am on the tippytop of nothingness. i am in the nexus of tomorrow and yesterday. i am at the richest and poorest, punkest and poppest, i am where the caged bird squeals. where i are? i are in hollywood, california, usa. mayored by a Villaraigosa, governed by a schwarzenegger, and presidented by an obama. i are where the party be.

hey hey its friday

and because we didnt have ask tony last week…

im expecting twice as many questions this week,

so dig deep, and give till it hurts.

meanwhile all hail Foxxy and tip back a few today in honor of her birthday!

i adore her, shes the best, and i miss her. today she turns 24!

do you think tiger woods slept on the couch last night?

ran six miles.

saw a huge line of people waiting to get into a dance club.

two lines, technically. one line is for regular people, other for “vips”.

as the go! team says, everyones a vip.

but in front of the club was a cop car, a tow truck, and a rolls royce.

the rolls was being rolled into the back of the tow truck.

only God knows why.

do you know how much of life is a sell out, she asked

she asks the worst questions.

i put a blanket over my head. the lights were too bright.

i didnt want to look her in the eye as she probed into my head.

she turned on the tv and linkin park was announcing

that bon jovi was nominated

for a grammy.

and i put another blanket over my head.

in honor of keira-anne turning 24

poutine at mcdonalds

heres the first “interview” we ever did with her here on the busblog , enjoy!

– interview with keira-anne of vancouver, bc, canada –

Tony sez: Here I am with a Canadian girl with a hyphen. Will you please state your name.

Keira-Anne says: Keira-Anne

Age?

My real one or my pretend one?

It’s your world, baby.

20 and a bit.

Weight in kilos?

Ouuu I have no idea. I work in pounds…and in that case, 136.

Website URL.

www.keira-anne.com

Please explain your hyphen.

Well, my name really isn’t hyphenated. At least not on my birth certificate. I toyed with the idea of going by Keira-Anne for so long after always just being Keira. The hyphen just makes it work I guess.

Who designed your website?

Technically the skeleton was built by Blogger, but I tweaked it, made it pretty and personalized it. I wanted to make it sleek, simple and easy to read. By blogger, I mean Blogger.com – they’re still my site host.

Your site is really a Blogspot but you do some magic to make it look like its not?

Does my site look magical?

It doesn’t look like a Blogspot.

Not looking like a typical Blogspot site was my main goal.

Where did you learn your magical ways?

From the magic set I got for Christmas when I was 9. You should see what I can do with a card and a nail.

Is your MySpace all pretty too?

It was, but let’s be honest…MySpace is pretty 2006.

Aren’t Canadians supposed to be above trends and fads?

That’s a good question. I’d like to think so, but apparently not. MySpace died for everyone at the same time.

What’s the trendiest thing that you do nowadays?

Blog

Blogging is trendy?

I’ll be honest – it’s why I got into blogging in the first place a couple years ago. I knew nothing of blogging geekdom, but it’s turned from something I did just because into something that I really enjoy.

But I think people that started to blog because it was a trend have stopped blogging overall.

What pleasure do you get from it?

I’ve always loved to write and I’m a pretty expressive person. I love being able to do that in such an open way and I love being able to discuss things both with people I know and totally random people.

Sometimes I’ll get an e-mail from someone telling me they’ve found a bit of encouragement through something I shared on my blog. It’s cliché, but things like that give me the momentum I need to keep writing.

What does your boyfriend think of your blogging?

If I had a boyfriend, I’d hope he’d be supportive of it.

Oh I’m sorry, your girlfriend, what does she think of it?

Hahaha…you’re so cheeky, Tony. I’m into he’s, not she’s.

So you’re saying you’re a single girl?

That’s definitely what I’m saying.

How is that even possible? Is Vancouver that gay-friendly?

That’s a most excellent question Tony. Vancouver really is gay-friendly, and I live in the gayest of neighborhoods. Even our garbage cans and bus stops are painted pink. Maybe I need to move.

Do you drive to work?

Definitely not. I walk in sun, rain, wind and snow. Being conscious of this planet and how precious it is is really important to me. I’d be a total jackass to walk the 10 blocks to work everyday.

On your cute little girlie walk to work do dudes hit on you?

What constitutes as “hitting on?”

“Hey baby, yeah you, c’mere. Oh come on, baby, don’t be stuck up. Fine, how about your number – come one, just five digits? How about a little flash then? What about a smile? Are those real?”

Hahaha…I can honestly say that nothing of that sort has ever happened. The extent of it would include glances and that’s about it. I think I must send out unapproachable vibes or something.

Or I smell bad. That might be it too.

You don’t wear perfume?

I don’t smell bad. Sometimes I wear perfume.

What kind?

Lately it’s been L’Occitane’s vanilla balm – I’m crazy about that stuff! I’m also a sucker for Victoria’s Secret’s Love Spell. Now THAT’S magically babelicious.

If you catch a whiff of a hot babe who smells good, will you turn around and find out what she’s rockin’?

Nah…if I can smell her perfume from three or four feet away, she’s wearing too much in the first place.

You never find yourself closer than that with women?

Generally, no. But even so, I can’t ever remember asking a girl what she’s wearing.

So you’re not rubbing up against girls and you’re not dating dudes? Your mom must be very happy.

My mom’s a proud lady.

Doesn’t she want you squeezing out grandkids?

I know deep down she probably is. But I just got a new puppy so hopefully that’ll do the trick for her – for now at least.

Are you the oldest of her kiddies?

I sure am. I have a younger brother, but in many ways, he’s definitely my big brother.

When did he become your big bro?

I’d say it probably happened when I moved to Vancouver a little over three years ago. I think we finally just “got” each other and were able to respect that. He’s totally the guy I look up to more than any other guy and treats me with oodles of respect and integrity. I’m a lucky sister.


What had you overlooked in him while he was a teen?

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that when he was graduating high school, I was already 20 so our realms were completely different. I also had a huge stick up my ass at the time, so that didn’t help things either.

How did the stick get yanked out?

In a nutshell, I stopped going to church and stopped living my life and making my decisions based on what other people expected of me.

Wait. One. Second.
You’re saying leaving the church helped you?

Don’t be mistaken though…I said “church” and not “faith.” Those are two totally different entities, and I’m talking about the church as an establishment here.

What did these people expect of you that you didn’t want to do?

They expected me to say the right things and do the right things and get married by 25 and basically be perfect. Oh and I wasn’t allowed to say that bad word…you know, s-e-x.

I’ve always been a pretty open-minded person when it comes to sex and sexuality and it’s a really interesting topic to discuss with people. I hated being muzzled for just being me.

Did your parents understand your problem with their church?

Absolutely. Oddly enough though, my family didn’t attend church with me – I started going on my own at 16.

Most people in my life that truly love me are now able to say how much I seem myself and how much my wings no longer seem “clipped.”

What inspired you to go to church by yourself at 16?

I had a lot of friends that were going to youth group once a week and it was just that adolescent desire to feel included.

Who are better kissers, church going boys or non-church going boys?

I like this question! But I won’t discriminate – I’ve had good experiences on both sides.

I’ve also had bad kisses on both sides.

Have you ever kissed a girl on church grounds?

I’ve kissed a girl on church camp grounds.

Don’t get too excited though – we did it for the boys because we were being teases.

Please elaborate, thank you.

All I remember is that there were about five of us in the hallway: me, Girl X and three boys. I can’t remember who dared us to kiss, but one of the guys wanted a picture. It was a total closed mouth kiss but I adjusted my head and she told me to “stop Frenching” her.

How old were you?

Probably 19 at the time.

You were at church camp at 19?

True story.

Was church camp as hot as I’m imagining it?

How are you imagining it?

Girls in plaid skirts in the woods getting their rosary beads tangled in the brambles. Kneehigh socks. Rosary necklaces. too-red lipsticks.

You really like the plaid skirts, don’t you? I saw some this weekend and almost picked one up.

I will say this about church camp: In my experiences, I’ve seen girl-on-girl kissing (obviously), skinny dipping, drunkenness, and major making out. Maybe more, but that’s about as scandalous as it ever got.

20-year-olds are majorly making out, away from home, in the summer, in Canada, and that’s as far as it got?

Does that disappoint you?

It’s just hard to believe. Especially since in my visits to Canada all I saw pretty much were goodlooking girls.

But this is Canadian church camp…not Wet Hot American Summer.

Ok, you were there how many summers?

Two full summers…once at 18 and once at 20, two months each summer.

So that’s one hot chick in church camp. Are you saying you were the only one?

Nah, there were definitely other hot chicks there.

Does talking about God all day stop the hormones from raging? Is that what you’re telling me?

It doesn’t stop the hormones from raging…I think it causes guilt for feeling the raging hormones.

So kids raging with hormones are forced to masturbate at church camp?

I guess so, but I never did.

No lying in the busblog interview!

I’m serious! It’s not something I felt good about doing until I was 19 or 20.

Ah ha but you said you went to church camp at 20.

This is true – I still never did that. We had dorm-style rooms.

The boys were doing it I’ll bet ya.

I wouldn’t doubt that for a second! I’m sure a lot of girls were too.

When was your last boyfriend?

Officially speaking as in brought home to mom and called my “boyfriend?” 18.

When did you contract the HIV virus?

Hahaha…I like to think of it as Carrie Bradshaw-itis. Either I pick wieners or wieners pick me.

Do you not put out on the first date or something?

The soonest I’ve put out was the third. Is that pushing it?

It all depends. You kissed him on the first date at least.

Oh for sure.

And grabbed his ass when you kissed him, right?

Some guys actually don’t like that…

This is all baffling to me… What’s the catch?

With what?

You seem nice, you’re not bad looking.

I like to think so.

You’re a little over weight but it’s Canada.

Ouch!

Just kidding… You’re really picky?

I can take it.

Hmmm…I’d like to think that I’m not but maybe I am? I’ve never been one to be into a certain look with men. What gets me is their mannerisms. So without a certain look that I go for, am I capable of being picky?

Their mannerisms ruin it for them?

“Ruin” sounds like such a harsh word.

Well are you saying that if you met a guy like LL Cool J and you were all yeah… But then you noticed that he licks his lips a lot. You’d be all, “nah.”

I don’t know…if he looked adorable doing it, why not?

Have any dudes that you dated during these last few years asked you to be their girlfriend?

Nope.

Why do you think that is?

I’m really not sure, to be honest with you.

What’s your guess?

Bad timing, wrong circumstances? Sometimes, in my experience, guys just aren’t capable of or aren’t willing to buck up either.

What was the longest you were with someone?

About a year and a half…about two years ago.

How is that not a boyfriend?

Well, to me he seemed like it but in retrospect he wasn’t. I know I wasn’t the only girl.

Oooooh ahhh ok. Did you subtly compete with her?

Oh there was more than one other girl, I’m quite sure. I think I just lived in oblivion.

If this fellow asked you to dress as a cheerleader and twirl around on his coffee table, would you have done it?

I have an adventurous spirit – that sounds like a lot of fun actually…

Did he ever ask you to do anything like that?

Hmmm…nope. Too bad, hey?

Did this chap know that you would have liked to have done something like that?

Probably…but it doesn’t really matter now anyways. I’d rather dress up like a cheerleader for someone rad anyways!

On what date would you dress up and twirl for a dude?

I won’t say the first because a girl’s gotta have a bit of mystery. But really, why put a timeline on something like that? If I’m into you and have fun with you and feel real with you, then I’m going to dress up like a cheerleader if it’s what you want. Why not?

Too many people ask “why?” when they should be asking “why not?”

hey it’s Keira-Anne’s birthday!

truly a brilliant example of the beauty, kindness, and creativity of british columbia. shes one of canadas best bloggers and im glad to call her a friend. and to celebrate we will repost some questions that she answered from our readers around this time last year…

keira-anne anneswers yr questions

Have you scene the movie Zeigeist? If so, what did you think of it?

keira-anne: No, I have not seen it. Anytime there’s hype written all over something, it’s a major turn-off. Same goes for that movie about vampires that has all the other young ladies changing their panties.

Thong, g-string, panties or commando? Why?

Awww I’m blushing. Booty shorts or thong

1. “touch too much” or “walk all over you” ?
2. vicodin or percocet??
3. what happens to us when we die???

1. Um, what?
2. Gravol
3. I’m bored.

1. Which of the Jonas Bros will be the first to succumb to groupie love?
2. The George Perros ‘stache, yea or nay?

1. Who?
2. What?

Is it a crime to leave blogger for wordpress?

It’s not a crime – in fact, it’s encouraged. I switched to WP over a year ago and haven’t looked back since.

update:

Keira-Anne, do people often misspell the “Keira” part of your name? They mess up “Keir” all the time for me. I before E and all that. Perhaps Canadians know how to spell better than Americans. Who knows.

Yes…it’s pretty much never-ending and I’m always in amazement when someone spells it correctly without even asking. Most common are Kyra, Kiera, Kierra, Kara, Kira and who knows what else. My favourite is when someone writes to me on my Facebook wall or something and mis-spells my name even though it’s right there in black and white. People are lazy.

Which leg could you live without? Right? Left? (or Third?)

Neither.

Is a man better off smoking weed frequently or not at all? I’m 28 and take care of business but have never any balance between the two.

I’m going to go with the “not at all” option. For anyone.

what’s your dream?

This

What kind of cookies should I bake for Christmas? I’m baking for about ten.

You should make these. They’re easy, yummy and always the hit of any Christmas party

thanks keira-anne!!