people say theyve never seen anything like this before

but it’s not new.

when bush cheney was in office they lied just as much.

the difference was they were a little more slick about it.

they still got caught left and right for lying and creating bullshit distractions like the red orange yellow green alerts, which they never allowed turn green.

they still were exposed for having a gay male prostitute toss softball questions to the president.

someone who they gave a day pass to every day for two years.

they lied about 9/11, they lied about going to war with iraq, they lied about torture and haliburton and the saudis

they deleted multitudes more emails than hillary

they sent our economy into a tailspin affecting millions of americans which ended in a recession that was felt around the world.

and when you tried to debate people online back then, some dozen years ago, it was sorta like trying to do it now: they kicked back Rush Limbaugh lines instead of Sean Hannity lines or Breitbart lines but they didn’t know what they were saying.

and everything they echoed had something to do with national security as if this country had a reason to run scared

when all along the phone call was coming from inside the house.

today trumps spokesperson said the muslim ban er travel ban was a huge success despite the fact that it was imposed on people from countries that have not done us any harm.

hey look! this puppy hasn’t mauled me. success!

color me impressed.

why the president is a fucking retard

george w by tony pierce, 110

if you ever go to the special olympics you will see a spirit that is absent from any other sporting activity you’ll ever witness: unconditional love and reward.

even the slowest, most fumbiling child who finishes a race gets a hug. a loving embrace for participating in the event. a symbol and an action that says, you tried and thats all that matters.

you are loved.

the only institution that mimics this behavoir is the united states of america and it’s relationship to the president of the united states, george bush, and the people and things that he supports.

they treat him like the retard that they know he is

the tard inside of us all.

and regardless of what his results are, the attitude that they take is

you know hes a fucking idjit, give him a break already

while looking at you like youre the asshole.

if you say the economy is fucked the gas prices are ridiculous and the job market is in the pits, they will say ah but theres a recovery cant you see it?

even though bush is on track to be the first president since the great depression to have a net loss of jobs over his term.

if you say the war on iraq was unneccessary, too expensive, a failure, and a shortcut toward a new vietnam, they will say but the world is a better place without saddam.

if you say great, well we got saddam, so lets leave, they will say cant leave bro, too much unrest. we have to stay in there till everythings chill again. democratic elections and stuff.

and then if you ask, well what if these people elect another saddam? they will say, oh they wont. dont worry. they wont.

and they smile.

and theyre so certain.

just as certain as they were that we would find weapons of mass destruction in iraq.

and democrats love it when republicans are certain.

and the republicans said that it was a slam dunk that we would find wmd in iraq and so the democrats believed them. after all, who knows more about weapons of mass destruction more than republicans. shit, they probably sold them to saddam on the low down.

a month ago.

and they will say, dude we found a weapon of mass destruction last month. fucking bomb full of sarin! beeyootch!

sarin, of course being the man-made nerve agent first manufactured by the Nazis in 1938 and is part of the organophosphorus family of chemicals commonly used as pesticides.

sarin of course being the gas that was used in the terrorism in 1995 in the japanse subway system.

sarin of course being the agent that was instantly reduced from mythical heights to ho-hum lows after that very terrorism in 1995 because it proved that even in the highly dense enclosed envoirnment of the toyko subway system during rush hour, 6 liters of sarin will “injur” 6,000 victims but only kill 6, and thus a highly ineffective weapon of mass destruction.

sarin of course being a subsequent worthless “weapon” when used in the open battlefield or worse, the desert of central iraq, particularilly when only traces are found in a 155mm shell.

the 155mm shell with trace of sarin is the weapon of mass destruction that many conservatives point to as being the ah-ha smoking gun proof that iraq really did have wmd’s even though Army Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt admitted upon inspecting that “It’s virtually ineffective as a chemical weapon,”

the 155mm shell with the small amount of sarin gas, of course being the retard hug at the end of the long race that bush’s supporters give him before he sucks through the straw on his juice box.

and anna kournikova who was over tonight said you know its really not cool to compare retarded people to the president.

and i said why.

and she said cuz its unfair to retards.

and this time, damnit, shes right.

welch + gorilla mask + buzznet

hi, my name is Judge Charles W. Pickering.

in 1965 as a state senator, i repeatedly voted against measures that would expand electoral opportunities for African Americans after passage of the Voting Rights Act in 1965.

me and my church organization think women shouldnt be allowed to have abortions unless shes going to die. we adopted a resolution calling for legislation to ban abortion.

f seperation of church and state. i did fake them out into thinking i did believe in a seperation of church and state when i

however i was the judge who removed the alabama judge who would not get rid of that 10 commandments statue last year. even though i love the ten commandments.

i also love racists, which is why i shortened the sentence of a man who was convicted of burning a cross on the lawn of an interracial couple.

but theres no one i love more than that good ol boy, george w. bush, who thought that it was wrong that the dems were trying to block my appointment to the federal appeals court, and used the dirty back door of a “recess appointment” to get me my seat.

cuz there are no other republican judges who are less racist, less interested in womens rights, and less supportive of racial equality in america to pack the court.

and if there are President George Bush doesnt want them on the appeals court.

thank God.

last month the president steamrolled anti-gay judge William Pryor into the court of appeals as well.

ashly + belle du jour + tink hilton