what i told you the other day i was gonna do

and she had a cute skirt on, chocolate tights cuz its been cold,
big mary tyler more jacket
and a smart velvet hat
with no brim
which mysteriously
was ridiculously cute.

we ate mediocre sushi and picked out baby names and playfully bickered

yr an asswipe.

roberto.

no really youre super selfish and sorta an a whole.

aesop.

even my roomate says that if you werent so selfish youd be a keeper.

ragebot

the problem was it didnt melt in your mouth. sushi should do that.

radar

yeah well you lied that one time

hippy

duh it was a joke. obvs. like i would really have mono?

bueller

she asked for shredded beets and in seconds there was a tiny plate of shredded beet

lefty

my sister used to smell her food. this girl smelled her food also.

felonious

at one point of the evening she said take me home. except she was mad.

i said are you going to talk to me? she said no. so i turned off the bluegrass and tried to find the king talk show host on the satelite radio.

he was at commercial, so i just played the game silently in my head.

maude

A++++

tifanny

robyn

the edge