from annika’s journal
xxxx annika xxxxx: so do you want to do the interview now or later
dumbtp: now would be awesome
dumbtp: do you have the time?
xxxx annika xxxxx: k yah
xxxx annika xxxxx: im all nervous now
dumbtp: oh please, anything you want to delete, just let me know
xxxx annika xxxxx: i cant believe im talking to THE tony pierce
xxxx annika xxxxx: author of How To Blog
dumbtp: ahahaha
dumbtp: easiest book ever to write
dumbtp: its called cut and paste
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha. wanna write a childrens book and sell it on cafe press
dumbtp: have you tried making a book from them yet?
xxxx annika xxxxx: but i cant draw
xxxx annika xxxxx: not yet, it looks pretty easy, except for all the pdf stuff
dumbtp: transfering a word doc to pdf takes one tiny program. its a snap
xxxx annika xxxxx: i’ve been practicing my watercolor skills this weekend so i can do the book
xxxx annika xxxxx: my book will be a story about a family of rabbits
xxxx annika xxxxx: in space
dumbtp: how would they breathe?
xxxx annika xxxxx: havent figured that out yet
xxxx annika xxxxx: but they will have adventures
xxxx annika xxxxx: and maybe solve crimes and shit
dumbtp: put astronaut helmets on them from the 70s
dumbtp: i imagine theres lots of unsolved crimes in space
xxxx annika xxxxx: big fishbowl type helmets
dumbtp: exactly
xxxx annika xxxxx: of course there are
dumbtp: well i asked to interview you because i was very impressed with your last interview with whats his name
xxxx annika xxxxx: Matt Rustler
xxxx annika xxxxx: it was pretty fuckin long, but i’m glad you read it
dumbtp: you seemed like 109238741423324 times more intelligent than i took you for
xxxx annika xxxxx: hah, thanks i think
dumbtp: no no its a compliment
xxxx annika xxxxx: im a friggin genius
xxxx annika xxxxx: but i looove you 2
dumbtp: yay!
dumbtp: have you ever been with a black man?
xxxx annika xxxxx: um yah
dumbtp: nice
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha
dumbtp: what about a blogger?
xxxx annika xxxxx: lol, never dated a blogger befo
xxxx annika xxxxx: that i know of
dumbtp: i dont blame you
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha, it would suck if i read about all my eccentricities on the web
dumbtp: im sure they would come across as charming
dumbtp: are you very eccentric in relationships?
xxxx annika xxxxx: im a freak
dumbtp: control freak?
dumbtp: clean freak?
dumbtp: attention whore?
xxxx annika xxxxx: no, i guess i’m pretty normal, but it seems that for years now, i haven’t been able to go more than four months in any relationship
xxxx annika xxxxx: it’s always four months and out
xxxx annika xxxxx: i don’t know, it must be a magic number or something, but i get bored
dumbtp: what month are you in now?
xxxx annika xxxxx: i just finished my four months
dumbtp: and?
xxxx annika xxxxx: so i’m looking
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha
dumbtp: get out!
dumbtp: ahahahaha
xxxx annika xxxxx: Yah, Matt took that interview when i just started dating that guy
xxxx annika xxxxx: but its over now
dumbtp: ohh, im so sorry!
xxxx annika xxxxx: no biggie, it was my decision
dumbtp: seriously do you think you were bored?
xxxx annika xxxxx: yah, i’m hard to please
dumbtp: how many of these 4 monthers have you dumped?
xxxx annika xxxxx: hmmm, um the last guy, mike
xxxx annika xxxxx: before that was jason
xxxx annika xxxxx: then peter
xxxx annika xxxxx: so im on three in a row
dumbtp: thats not so bad
dumbtp: at least you see the problem and get rid of it
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha, true
dumbtp: what did those dudes not understand?
xxxx annika xxxxx: you know, i can’t really blame them.
xxxx annika xxxxx: Mike just had no ambition or interest in anything outside his own little world
xxxx annika xxxxx: not that there’s anything inherently wrong with that, but it started to bug me
xxxx annika xxxxx: like one time i was talking about current events and he said, “sorry, I guess I’m just not a news buff.”
dumbtp: ahahaha
xxxx annika xxxxx: but then i sometimes get carried away
xxxx annika xxxxx: still, what’s a news buff? Following the news is like breathing, not something i even think about doing, it’s so natural
dumbtp: so being buff isnt enough, now you want a buff news buff?
xxxx annika xxxxx: buff is good
xxxx annika xxxxx: Hey Jeff Gordon just won the Daytona 500
dumbtp: didnt he cheat on his wife?
xxxx annika xxxxx: i dont know, i dont follow racing, but my bro does
dumbtp: i was watching stefanapolis
xxxx annika xxxxx: George Stepopotamus, as i call him
dumbtp: i was waiting for him to talk about jeff gannon
xxxx annika xxxxx: for no particular reason
dumbtp: whats your take on that?
xxxx annika xxxxx: Well, i always liked Gannon, especially a few years ago,
xxxx annika xxxxx: but was very disappointed in his superbowl performance, and then he got injured
xxxx annika xxxxx: and now hes over the hill
dumbtp: so sad
xxxx annika xxxxx: seriously, when i heard the story about jeff gannon, thought they were talking about Rich
xxxx annika xxxxx: i was very confused
dumbtp: its hard for me to seperate the two as well
xxxx annika xxxxx: What’s the story anyway, Bush gave him press credentials so he could plant questions in the news conferences? is that it?
dumbtp: lets hope thats it
dumbtp: some say he was there because his boyfriend is the press sec
dumbtp: or that he blackmailed himself in there
xxxx annika xxxxx: What’s this about him being a male prostitute?
dumbtp: escort
dumbtp: $200/hr
dumbtp: or $1200 a weekend
dumbtp: which seems like a bargain
xxxx annika xxxxx: REeeealllyyy?
xxxx annika xxxxx: i never heard that.
dumbtp: how else can you get past the secret service?
dumbtp: and why would you have to pay a dude for something that half the press do for free?
xxxx annika xxxxx: Jack Bauer did it easily in season one
dumbtp: jack bauer is hotter
xxxx annika xxxxx: haha
xxxx annika xxxxx: Well, you know, who was that blogger that was fucking half of Washington
xxxx annika xxxxx: oh, duh, the washingtonienne
dumbtp: washingtonne, only fucked a quarter of dc
xxxx annika xxxxx: Sounds like there’s a lot of sex going on in that town
dumbtp: then why wont they let the rest of us get any?
xxxx annika xxxxx: Hey what’s your take on Wonkette, if i may ask
dumbtp: i think shes great
dumbtp: i wrote her two fan emails
dumbtp: she answered the first one
dumbtp: then she got super famous
xxxx annika xxxxx: i saw her on Charlie Rose, and Andrew Sullivan was rude to her
dumbtp: i missed that one!
xxxx annika xxxxx: he wouldn’t let her speak
dumbtp: i hate catfights
xxxx annika xxxxx: lol
xxxx annika xxxxx: but she had this bang thing going, where it kept falling over one eye
dumbtp: so hot
xxxx annika xxxxx: and she kept brushing it back
xxxx annika xxxxx: the guys i was watching it with were very turned on by her
dumbtp: why she isnt superdooper famous is beyond me
dumbtp: how come she and washingtonniette arent doing a sunday morning show on mtv?
xxxx annika xxxxx: that would be hott
tune in next time when we talk a little bit about iraq, basketball, and charles bukowski
danielle + leah + my old boss is in paris hilton’s phone book
friday night
by mikeboon.com
fucked up and confused, so i let them in.
tonight, 2/18
la times got to read Dan Gilmore’s scoop before it even went to press! they were in the house! the story was there. the founder of the company was there. lots of other sources were there too. i would imagine that the la times had a camera and were taking pictures of the event, including when the founder made his grand announcement on this, his first trip to Los Angeles.
TO: TONY
during my four years of college at uc santa barbara, whenever one of our friends would head down to LA it would be a requirement that they came back with several copies of the Weekly so we could see what shows were happening, what movies were showing and what interviews they had done with famous and not-so-famous rock stars and movie stars.
a. It varies a little from night to night, but I’ve never been one to play my new stuff specifically and then just tag on the oldies. Also I’m never quite sure what the audience will want to hear. If I don’t play “I Will Dare” people will say “why didn’t you play ‘I Will Dare'”. And if I do sometimes I feel that they’re bored with it. I played a couple of songs in November, a couple of brand new songs that I had just written, a couple of left field choices that the other guys were sorta stumped on. And there’s basically a handful of ten or so that I usually play most of the time. But then, we’ve got two nights. So that makes for all the more of the variety.
q. Did you get a chance to read the Bob Dylan book?
q. A lot of people say you’ve mellowed out over the years, but going back to your catalogue even from the first album with “Nowhere Is My Home” and “If Only You Were Lonely”; “Within Your Reach”, “Kiss Me On The Bus”, “Sixteen Blue” all those songs, those were all songs that could have been on “Folker”. So have you always been kinda melancholy at heart?
a. I was tricked into it.
Somebody gave me a blues compilation, a DVD from England, ’62-’69. It’s got Little Walker and Skip James and stuff and it’s I really enjoy watching that kind of stuff. I enjoy watching the Rolling Stones from that era too. I’m not a modern guy.