im a huge fan of this show. i paid $40 for the live feeds. but ive found that thats not even enough, that im grateful to those who take the best parts and put them on youtube.

because i have somewhat of a life theres no way that i would have seen a lot of the clips that are on there. plus, i seriously doubt that i would have chosen this camera to follow will and boogie into their dark chilltown bedroom.

ive never heard big brother raise his voice before.

and no, i cant believe i get laid either.

as in i went running last night down the streets of sunset blvd because im training for something the xbi may or may not be involved in and i put that bad boy in Lock mode and when i was done i pulled my headphones out while it was still in lock mode and as you know if you pull out your headphones it Pauses

and also as you know, once its in Lock mode youre screwed you cant do anything if it refuses to accept the slide as an Unlock. i slide it to the left, i slide it to the right, it remains locked.

but i have this iHome ipod alarm clock radio port thing. you put your ipod on it and it will play the music. so i put it on there and it will let me go to Songs. so now its playing all of the songs in my ipod which will suck when we get to the H’s for Howard Sterns as those are 3-5 hour commercial free shows.

so it has been decided that i go to the apple store to get it fixed.

last night i took clipper girl to the rock show. but the rock show didnt have my name on the list.

quelle embarrassing lemme tell you. especially when you have on a goofy hat and shorts. and a snoopy wearing a cubs shirt shirt. thinking youre the man. after a few very nice emails things with the rock show have been resolved and i wrote to the young cheerleader to invite her to tonights performance and she has yet to write back.

at that point i realized that there needs to be an all access pass that goes for all access to any show in LA and make those puppies go for something reasonable like $200k and see how many people scoop those fuckers up.

and i’ll tell you what. then i might be motivated to make some serious money in this lifetime.

but it wont be from writing books. check this shit out from Buzzmachine

One-third of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives. …
58% of the US adult population never reads another book after high school.
42% of college graduates never read another book.
80% of US families did not buy or read a book last year.
70% of US adults have not been in a bookstore in the last five years.
57% of new books are not read to completion.
Most readers do not get past page 18 in a book they have purchased.
Customers 55 and older account for more than one-third of all books bought.

shocking, but i’ll admit, i dont read many books nowadays.

LAist was on fire today – just sayin

since no one ever talks about his poems. which there werent many of. and when they do, they talk shit, we will stoke you with one of his war poems.

“Killed Piave”

Desire and
All the sweet pulsing aches
And gentle hurtings
That were you,
Are gone into the sullen dark.
Now in the night you come unsmiling
To lie with me
A dull, cold, rigid bayonet
On my hot-swollen, throbbing soul

July 8, 1918

thats why i stay off the streets

– Bob

when Bartman happened, if you recall, the cubs were still ahead. the cubs still had prior and wood. the cubs still had it going.

a leader is someone who can motivate when the team has lost its momentum. a leader is someone who looks at turbulence and instead of saying hold tight boys says lets make margueritas with this excess energy.

dusty is a fine manager for a team like the yankees or the red sox. not the cubs. the cubs need a magician. a visionary. a soothsayer. a mystic.

the cubs need someone who knows how to cheat the devil at the crossroads.

the cubs need someone who’s all i can get people to play here simply because its chicago, its the cubs, and they want to be part of the last great baseball story left to tell – the cubs winning the world series.

the cubs need someone who can attract more than phil nevin.

i see the professor sitting on the bench and i think, this isnt what he signed up for. this is the cubs that he left. i see roger clemens pitching for the astros and i think how come the cubs couldnt get him to fulfil destiny? what good is being a 40 year old pitcher if youre not also doing it for the real bad news bears. who the fuck cares if the astros do well. ever?

the astros.

dusty baker should have been gone when he raised his voice at sammy sosa.

best home run hitter we ever had.

and if they knew that something was rotten in denmark with him they should have unloaded him before it was too late.

sometimes its easier when the cubs just totally suck.

like now.

LAist was pretty good today + nice concert review

now that Carmen Electra is going to be available are you going to make your move? – Kate

do you think the former daisy duke is hotter than jessica? – Sassy Brown

i dont think theres one thing wrong with jessica simpson. i love everything about her. i love it when she over sings, i love it when she plays dumb, i love it when shes really dumb, i love her all funked out and slobby in sweats, i love her all glammed out in plunging necklines at the mtv awards.

if those titties are fake i dont care if theyre real i dont care. i dont even care that she totally got it on with a boybander for all those years.

yes i think shes hotter than katherine bach but in a very different way. i think the original daisy duke was more of a tomboy which i usually like but sometimes i can be swayed by the ultra girlie girls, which jessica is certainly one.

but she, like carmen got married and the good book frowns upon dating divorced women so i guess i will have to refuse both of their offers of lustmaking, no matter how passionate theyd probably be.

and creative

and oh so wrong.

How does one take their blog to the next level? I want to find a software to make my own template, but I can’t find any information on Blogger Pro. – Holywriter

thats two questions, but youre a bro so fine. in order to take your blog to the next level you need to rid yourself of these mundane concepts concerning image.

some of the biggest sites in the world have the worst design and layout. i know you dont view porn, but if you ever accidentally find yourself on a popular porn site you’ll see how bad the layout is. it doesnt matter. people are there for the content.

provide compelling, unique, original content. that should be your only goal. and be sexy.

Blogger Pro is something Blogger did years ago. you paid $45 and you got different servers or something. not really sure. when they got bought by Google they refunded everyone their money or gave them a hoodie. i chose the hoodie. which i love.

i keep that button over there because im old school.

What charitable organization do you think deserves more attention than it’s getting? – Jetson

Unemployment percentages among African-Americans is usually double that of the country. thats seriously fucked up. the best way to combat unemployment as well as poverty is a college education. therefore the United Negro College Fund is my favorite charity. especially now that higher education has gone sky-high over the last 6-8 years.

Do you think the church of scientology is going to finally take a tumble in the coming years or will it continue to rake in the dough? bicyclemark

in the same way that an infant symbolizes Christianity, so much depends on Surri Cruise for the scientologists. for if that baby is a fraud or non-existant, it could be the end of that church. people debate whether Jesus was God, but they all agree that there actually was a man named Jesus. if Tom had Katie go through a fake pregnancy and a deliver a fake baby, any shred of credibility that their church has will be snipped.

and south park will have a field day.

wonder or ray vaughn? – kali

van zant

why are canadian girls so awesome? tara

because they take out their grillz before introducing themselves to my tim horton.

What is your favourite street in LA? – Phil

hollywood from fairfax to virgil

Were you really intending to read the PDF review copy of ‘Liftport: Opening Space to Everyone’? – Brian

i intended to read a lot this summer, but then i got a job two weeks after i was let go. i’ll probably never read anything, now, again.

How come we get to choose from over 50 contestants for Miss America…. But only two for President ???? – Billy The Kid

people gave me a hard time when i said that i wanted to vote for ralph nader in 04. they said i was wasting my vote. Billy, you have over 50 contestants to chose from for President.

it is in the best interest of the two major parties to have us believe that any vote other than for them is a wasted vote.

you only have one life Billy. vote for who you want. kiss who you want. hang with who you want. the only time you waste something is when you do the bidding of others who dont have your best interest at heart.

and unless youre a judge in the front row of the miss universe pageant, you have zero contestants to choose from.

What’s your favorite song by Matt Good? – Neil

lame choices i know, but apparitions and black helicopters.

Are you happy about the wars in the middle east because it means that the rapture is going to happen soon? – miguel

wars dont make me happy. nudes in my inbox make me happy. positive comments make me happy. freedom makes me happy. great new bands like The Submarines make me happy. The Grates makes me happy. girls who understand that cheerleader outfits are perfectly suitable laying around the apartment clothes makes me happy. all you can eat seafood buffets make me happy.

wars dont make me happy. and they dont lead to the rapture as the Lord said that he will come like a theif in the night, which to me means when you least expect it. which to me means during a time of peace. which to me means get used to your so called life.

so ask me a question and i will answer it. one per customer.

i went three for three

it’s hard to believe, but yes, i fuck up too.

the reason that i would never be elected president of the united states, besides being black, is because i would get on the mic and say

it’s hard to believe, but yes, i fuck up too.

got some in vegas at the motel 6 across from the mgm, and thankfully not with a prostitute, which means my slump is over.

arrived back in hollywood after a nice seafood buffet lunch at the rio and got it on with clipper girls cousin who i havent seen in quite some time and did something with her hair that made me stare at her all afternoon.

sometimes you forget that you’re with a cheerleader until they stretch their arms over their head yawning and that slim little sixpack pokes out from underneath all that pink tshirt and oh is that a belly chain

and before the sun went down i was two for two.

90. seo book

how? luck. luck? good luck.

we drove over to her place afterwards and i saw her cousin pulling out. clipper girls cousin ran inside to get her overnight bag, and i talked to the real clipper girl.

we hadnt talked in forever.

hi baby.

hi tony.

looking good.

shuttup, nerd.

whats going on with you?

same old.

still with that man?

yes.

does he go down on you yet?

perhaps youre confusing me with your other ex girlfriends. he and i never had that problem, thank you.

well, uh, i thought i heard something along those lines.

you havent heard anything along those lines.

my apologies then.

your hair looks good. you have a good head for that look.

your booty looks good.

ok, im going.

when are we going to hang out again baby.

you mean do it? never. its over tony.

is he really that good in the sack?

thats none of your business.

moan twice if you miss me.

you know i miss you.

moan twice then.

no.

once.

NO!

i put my head close to hers. she was sitting in her car. she couldnt move her head anywhere, but she moved it to the side.

dont worry i whispered. im not gonna kiss you. and i put my nose behind her ear and let in the fragrance.

then kissed it

good seeing you baby, i said.

and waited for her to pull away

and waited