she said, how much do you remember?

shes a carrie i said not much. she said tell me all that you can recall.

ok i said. i remember we were all at a bar in hanover when you walked in. i had my hand on the lap of that girl from norway and you came in and removed your sunglasses and i was all wowza.

she was from finland.


and then i remember we drank a lot of very odd belgium beers and you lit a little cigarrette that had some hash in it and it made me very dizzy so you called a cab and when i passed out in the back seat you started making out with me.

i was trying to recessitate you

it worked. thank you florence nightingale.

i remember white stockings and clear heels.

um that wasnt me.

i remember twine being twung and a game of guess wheres the blackberries

nope, still not me

i remember a long drawn out moan that ended in a giggle

accented with a cunt fart


which was hilarious and i shall never forget.

and she smiley faced me and logged off.

and i believe tomorrow i will put in a half day.

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