as i wait for Lost to come on, here are some crazy stories from today

the reddit users are calling tonights GOP debates the worst ever because they totally squeezed Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee out

montel williams has been on the air for 17 years? well today he quit.

a small town in Vermont is getting hatemail for creating a petition asking for the arrest of Bush and Cheney. if you would like to send them a message, you can do so here.

someone call a defense attorney: the RIAA is making a fortune off the students at the University of Tennessee

Here’s a stimulus plan; END THE FUCKIN WAR YOU DUMBASS

FEMA covered up cancer risks to Katrina survivors, ignoring scientific advice about toxins in thousands of emergency trailers

after drinking at the Silverlake Lounge, a man from Inglewood got in a fight with his uncle and girlfriend and told them to get out of the car so he could run them over. they got out of the car, then he ran them over. he threw the pair into the car and drove down Sunset (i suspect to throw them into the ocean). when he got down to the Pacific Palisades he saw he was running out of gas, so he stopped at a Mobil station and while he was filling up his uncle got out of the car (despite a shattered leg) and screamed for help, which he got. the girl died.

another hot blonde female teacher caught “molesting” a teenage boy. this one victimized a lad in her Jaguar whose license plate, i shit you not, is GRRRR.

starting in May, sellers will no longer be able to leave negative or neutral Feedback for buyers. aka get ready for an influx of super shitty buyers flaking out and/or leaving outrageous negative feedback to sellers.

umpires are sorta freaking out that MLB are doing background checks on them like asking their neighbors if the ump is a card-carrying KKK member.

he might be a lame duck, but Bush sure aint tired of utilizing signing statements

mickey mouse busted in sacto, twice in the same night

the men in mexico are so disrespectful to women on busses that there are Women Only busses in mexico city during rush hour

google has ways to make its search better, and its coming soon, and here are some screenshots for yr ass

theres no one sadder about the Johan Santana trade than Aaron Gleeman, longtime friend of the busblog. and no one has written a better evaluation of who the kids are that the Twins got in return. our condolences to Aaron, Paul Westerberg, and the fans in the twin cities.

finally LAist interviews the Gay Bigfoot!

how to make homemade girl scout cookies: Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, Tagalongs

ay carumba! the lady who provides the voice of Bart Simpson today donated $10 million to Scientology

flagrant is back and has some of her beautiful art up