freedom

Picked him up at the airport. He had his iphone ear buds in but he kept talking to me as we got out of LAX to his apartment in WeHo.

He was a screenwriter and novelist who asked me if I ever considered writing about driving rideshare.

As a matter of fact, I said…

He was very encouraging and I admitted I was stuck in the middle of the worst Catch-22.

“Any story I really want to tell is so juicy or has so much detail that I am afraid I will expose the passenger even if I change the name and the places and everything,” I said.

“The heart of the story will be about THAT person, that real human being who might be horrified if they saw what they told me in confidence end up on the page, or worse in a kickass Netflix series where each of these stories gets put to life with a different celebrity driver each week talking to a new celebrity passenger, acting out the tales I have written down.”

He took out the ear buds and said, “wait, I thought you had lived in LA for a while. I thought you had been in the business.”

I have, I said, questioning my answer.

“No no, this isn’t journalism,” he continued, “where if you see a building on fire and you write about it, it gets published in the paper the next day. The odds of you writing a story that gets bought AND produced is minimal.”

He went on.

“Most stories don’t get deals. And most deals don’t get made. It doesn’t matter who you are or what the topic is. Right now in the shelves all around Hollywood is another Hollywood’s worth of unproduced screenplays.”

My stories will never make it to Netflix?

Your stories will never make it to Netflix.

Then I am free.

You are. Write it down. All of it.

I floored it.

$6.43 tip.

feeling pissed, might delete later

ive been angry for a full day because of KPCC laying off 22 of its staffers right after the LAT laid off 70+

The Times, what can you do, it’s a losing proposition and it takes a 7x billionaire to fund the thing and at some point he may realize he likes having 7x more than 6x plus a newspaper and give up

But KPCC – which has not earned the right to the name LAist due to its archives not being complete nor its style or attitude being AWOL, and then they pull this, which is not an LAist thing, it’s a KPCC thing.

What is this? Of the 22 are their two main digital writers Jessica and Mike. Jessica first started writing for LAist way back when I was the boss. SIXTEEN years ago. She’s written for Playboy, the WaPo, etc and this year has more bylines than anyone.

Gone.

And Mike has been at KPCC for FIFTEEN years and writes about the fun things like Comicon and Movies and TV shows that actually get the pageviews that dry news cannot get. Another thing that cannot get hits is covering the same things the LAT covers, which they cannot wean themselves from.

Gone.

But the saddest is Taylor who has also been there for 15 years, starting off as an Admin then Reception then Office Manager… recently she was writing, producing and providing voice over coaching and voice overs for podcasts at LAist Studios.

Not long ago she was dying after some rare disease happened onto her as she was delivering her baby and she nearly died. Terminating her knowing how vital she needs her health insurance is so fucking cruel. Like WTF is even happening?

Worse: In 2021, the midst of COVID, companies are going out of business left and right, KPCC rakes in over $40 million for just the second time in its history.

It has money.

And even if it didn’t, the last person you cut is the woman who greeted all of your VIPs, celebrity guests, delivery dudes, and staff every morning for nine years. Literally the face of your fucking station.

I’m angry because of all of the places I’ve worked in my life, and Lord knows there have been a ton, you’d think the cuddly little NPR news outlet in Pasadena would be so damn cold to people who have been there early mornings after early mornings and through that fucking plague and the shift into podcasting

but it clearly is not

and then there’s my baby, LAist

that beautiful sonofabitch.

LAist is having its good name dragged over the weirdass actions of others who’ve never written for LAist.

ive never been hacked before, but how is this any different?

and why would someone buy a thing that has a name that connects with the audience you wanna have but dont give them what you know they love.

Thanks for rescuing our stolen thoroughbred, but why are you feeding it cat food

ive been making prisons for trump

was super unmotivated today driving uber

probably bc i got a happy meal a little too early in the day

then i got a burrito to soothe the uncomfortableness

but that backfired

luckily i was right around my pad and i stopped in twice

the rides were good, good people, but i just wasnt loving it

last guy was a long time record label guy who was seeing a show at the greek

such a good conversation

but when i ended up by my place again i went to the grocery store and all the money i made in the day went to mr vons

kitty litter
bananas
a rotisserie chicken
soups
grape juice
tp
croissants
frozen egg and sausage biscuits
baby sausages
a pound and a half of ground turkey for four bucks

artists rendition of what trump's jail cell should look like

got a new kitty litter robot deal

i cheaped out on the first one, wasted $400 i dont have on the first robot i saw. it leaked pee. it was finicky about when it wanted to work.

i ended up putting an old mattress cover under it to soak up the pee as i waited for an actual robot to arrive at an even steeper price.

but hooking that thing up today. man. this is how it should be!

the cats will prob pee *around* it before going all in, but thats why i have this amazing spin mop

the other great thing i bought this year.

such an interesting few weeks

found an even better mechanic who is even cooler than my already cool dudes but best of all hes a block away from me. i do feel guilty switching over to him tho because i am a loyal man and the father son team have done me really well over the years.

been driving smarter. not longer. it helped that last week was the soon-to-be end at ucla bc they were out in droves. also it helped it was pride weekend. i did better than i had in a long time. also lyft bribed me $480 to do 32 trips over the weekend. because im dumb i didnt see the message until saturday. i had already started an uber bribe so i had to get lucky to pull them both off. i struck luck in westwood. but when i got home last night i was pooped.

my new adhd meds are good, if not mild. got a med student who works at a pharmacy about them and she said they’re basically adderall. i said but isnt there an adderall shortage? she said yes but people dont know that thats what these are. but these are in a shortage too.

my car has a check engine light on it. it mostly drives well but you can tell somethings a little off. i have an appointment on the 13th to get new wires. but i need to remember to tell them that it gets hot in my car. maybe the heater is overdoing it?

im addicted to midjourney it makes me so creative.

even if im not using midjourney

or am i

mwhaahahahahaha