i said it depends on what youre wearing.
she said i was thinking schoolgirl?
if you say 8:30 though and text me at 8 and ask if im ready i will not be ready
i will be in the shower getting ready.
i’ll text you back and tell you the back door is open
and you can flip through my mountains of magazines as i dry off and shave
the xbi runs on a
tight
schedule. they don’t like to make unnecessary adjustments for that is when mistakes occur.
she took selfies on my bed
with my cats.
and texted them to me, 20 feet away.
after a while i appeared
robe
white socks
top hat
monocle.
i have no business experiencing the things i have in my life. knowing who i have. feeling what i do. doing what i do.
but i say thank you a lot.
privately
and outloud.
like yesterday as i kicked the cats out
and shut the bedroom door.
tickets were $5.
afterwards they had a nice spread for us.

i got my dear momma some lotion and a dozen tulips.
my heroes arent the ones with lots of money or good looks or fancy cars.
After Veeck Sr. died, his son sold peanuts in the stands at Wrigley Field. 80 years ago today Bill Veeck Jr. got the ear of the Wrigleys and told them about an idea that wouldn’t cost much money but would add a touch of class and uniqueness to the ballpark. The idea was ivy covering the bricks. Which today still grows at the Friendly Confines.

it’s because once xbi always xbi
but theyre not