hes 26.
the first time he wrote me an email he said something like “i get hotter chicks than you do.” and thats it.
truth of the matter was i had just worn two supermodels out and was waiting for a third to get out of the shower cuz i called her a dirty ho and she said im not dirty and i said yes you are and she said well maybe a little dirty and i pointed to the cabinet with the spare towels and when i heard the water i checked my email and there was bro talkin hella shit.
ever since then my fellow libra and i have had a pleasant time of linking to each other and stoking each other in silent ways.
he sent me his book this summer which i tried to read while on jury duty but tia carrera was sitting across from me and then we got slapped with an earthquake.
but i broed him with the link on the left and what i read was good so if youre up for sex drugs and new york tales you should get the novel which is beautifully designed.
so good that i asked him if hed design Stiff and he said yes but i never took him up on it cuz im lazy.
so then i had a book design contest that you probably all remember and he won it pretty easilly cuz hes a stud.
he takes cool pics of hot chicks and you gotta tip your hat to him for that but i think its a libra thing. women come easy for us, we just have to remember not to get in our own way.
so today is his birthday so i am putting up his painting of raymi that i have in my bathroom, a pic he took of bono this week, some other pics by him, and a list i stole from another blog of all the cool free shit you get on your birthday if theyre still valid.
happy birthday bro, i hope i see you in the apple when i make my way out there on 10/17.
ALFY’S PIZZA – free mini pizza
ALL-AMERICAN CAFÉ – free dessert
APPLEBEES – free dessert
AUSTIN GRILL – free meal (register first)
BAKERS SQUARE – free pie
BANDIDO’S [IN] – free entrée
BANJARA INDIAN CUISINE [SUNNYVALE, CA] – free meal
BASKIN ROBBINS – free ice cream treat
BEACHES RESTAURANT – free meal
BENNIGANS – free dessert + song
BILL KNAPP’S [MI & OH] – gives adults a % discount equal to age; plus a free bday cake (w/purchase of a meal) during the week of your B-day
BLACK BRISKEE [BURLINGTON, MA] – free meal
BOB’S BIG BOY – free hot fudge ice cream
BURGER KING – free kids meal to all kids club members
CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN – free kids meal during the month of their birthday (register first)
CAPTAIN DIZZY’S CAR WASH – free car wash
CARROWS – free cake
CATTLEMEN’S – free dessert and cowboy hat
CHARLIE BROWNS RESTAURANTS [NJ] – free meal for “Handshake Club” members
CHARLIE’S SEAFOOD [NE] – free meal
CHEVY’S – free dessert and sombrero
CHILI’S – free song
CHIPS N GIGGLES – free meal
CLAIM JUMPER – Free Dessert
CRAZY BUFFET [WESTPALM & TAMPA, FL] – free meal
DENNY’S – free meal (said to be only kids under 10 now)
DESPARADOS MEXICAN RESTAURANT [GARLAND, TX] – free meal
DOCKSIDE RESTAURANT [MALDEN & SAUGUS, MA] – free meal
DUKE’S CHOWDER HOUSE [SEATTLE, WA] – b1g1 coupons (register first)
EINSTEIN’S – free meal
EL CHICOS – free dessert
ERNIE’S STEAKHOUSE – free meal
FAMOUS DAVE’S BARBEQUE – free meal (w/advance signup)
FUDDRUCKERS – free burger
FUNNY BONE COMEDY CLUB [PITTSBURGH, PA] – free cake (party of 5 min.; 2 drink min.)
GOLDEN CORRAL – free meal to Birthday Club members (not just kids!) during month of birthday
GRILLFISH – free meal
HANA JAPAN [DUBLIN, CA] – free meal
HARD ROCK CAFÉ – free dessert
HOMETOWN BUFFET – free birthday cake
HOOTERS – free song + tshirt
HOSS’S STEAK HOUSE AND RESTAURANT [GETTYSBURG, PA] – free cake + song
IHOP- free meal
JOE’S CRAB SHACK – free cake
JT WHEATFIELDS [BUFFALO, NY] – free coupon in phone book
KING BUFFET [CLINTON, NJ] – free meal
LADONNA [MANSFIELD, MA] – free meal
LOMBARDI’S IN BALLARD [SEATTLE, WA] – free meal w/another during month of birthday (register first)
LOTUS – free meal
LUTHERS BBQ – free stuff (varies) for “Great Rewards” members
MACARONI GRILL – free dessert + OPERA-style “Happy Birthday” song
MAGGIANOS – $10 Off purchase of $20 (sign up in advance)
MARIE CALENDERS – free dessert
MAX AND ERMA [OH] – free $5 dessert
MEXICAN VILLAGE – free meal
MOONIES DINER – free meal
MUCKLESHOOT CASINO [SEATTLE, WA] – free sushi dinner + player’s club points
NEWICK’S SEAFOOD RESTAURANTS [SO. NH / SO. ME] – free entrée
NITTY GRITTY [MADISON, WI] – free drink + souvenir glass
OKAYAMA RESTAURANT (in Japan Town) [SAN JOSE, CA] – free meal
OLD SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE – free meal
OLIVE GARDEN – cake (some say free, most say $$)
ONAMI [WEST COVINA, CA] – free dinner WITH 3 other people paying
OUTBACK – free dessert + song
PANCAKE HOUSE [WINNIPEG, CAN] – free entrée
PAPPA’S RESTAURANTS (PAPPADEAUX, PAPPASITO’S, ETC) – free dessert
PARADISO’S – free meal
PERKIN’S – free stack of pancakes
PF CHANGS – free cake or cheesecake
PIZZA EXPRESS [EUROPE] – free meal
PONCHO’S – free meal, dessert & picture
PROVINO’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT – free $10.99 meal and ice cream dessert
Radisson (on Portage Ave at Smith St) [WINNIPEG, CAN] – free entree in their 12th floor restaurant
REAL SEAFOOD COMPANY [ANN ARBOR] – free meal and dessert
RED LOBSTER – free slice of cake + song
RICE & COMPANY [PITTSBURGH, PA] – free meal for Robinson Rewards Club members
ROCK BOTTOM – free appetizer for Mug Club members
ROUND TABLE – free personal pizza
RUBIO’S MEXICAN – (many say invalid)
SCALINI’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT [ATLANTA, GA] – up to 10.95 off pasta specialties
SHEPARD’S BUFFET [CLEARWATER BEACH, FL] – free dinner buffet w/3 other paid customers
STEAK AND ALE – free mini choco cake
STEAK-N-SHAKE – free dinner for “birthday club” kids
TGI FRIDAYS – Free Birthday Dessert
THE 99 [BOSTON, MA] – free meal
THE BARNSIDER’S/DEPOT RESTAURANTS [BOSTON / N.SHORE / PROVIDENCE, RI / ALBANY, NY] – 1/2 off meal + cake & song
THE LOFT [FL] – free meal
THE PALM – 3lb lobster (must be a member/register first)
THE PARADISO [GRAND FORKS, ND] – free entrée + sombrero & song
THE VINE TAVERN – free meal
TODAI SEAFOOD BUFFET – Free Meal or voucher for Meal Next Visit
TONY ROMA’S – free dessert
UP THE CREEK [MARYVILLE, TN] – free meal and dessert
VACCARO’S ITALIAN PASTRY SHOP [MD/DC AREA] – free dessert and drink
WENDY’S – free kids meal to all kids club members
ZIO’S – free dessert
Others:
OTHERS:
ARIZONA SNOW BOWL [FLAGSTAFF, AZ] – free skiing/riding (if they are open)
Auto Zone – Free oil change
BEAR MOUNTAIN OR SNOW SUMMIT – free skiing/riding
BELLEAYRE MOUNTAIN – free skiing/riding
COTTONWOOD GOLF COURSE [SAN DIEGO, CA] – free round of golf
DAVE AND BUSTERS – $5 game card credit
FOOD PAVILION GROCERY STORE – free movie rental
Hallmark – 20% off coupon for one item
HARKINS – free movie
HOLLYWOOD VIDEO – free video rental
SAFEWAY GROCERY STORE – free movie rental
SCRUB-A-DUB – free car wash
VARIOUS STRIP CLUBS – free lap dances
VARIOUS TANNING SALONS – free tan
WHITEHALL JEWELERS – free $50 gift certificate
BUSBLOG – a link – if you tell the dude