how to open a bottle of wine

even if you’ve lost yr corkscrew

step one: get a hammer

step two: get a screw driver and a screw. step three: screw the screw into the cork

step four: use the hammer to slowly pry the screwed cork

repeat, pull slowly

wine glasses, optional

5 thoughts on “how to open a bottle of wine

  1. you can also wrap it in a towel and firmly tap the bottom of the bottle repeatedly on a wall until the cork works itself out enough to grab and yank the rest of the way out with your hand.

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