strangely enough, in the land of the free, youre really not supposed to do that

and in an interesting way, after the republican congressman called the president a liar he apologized for blurting out, but didnt really say that hes backing down from his assertion that illegal immigrants would also get free healthcare.

i wrote a Comments Blog post about it at the times, it will be interesting to see what people say.

but heres my gripe: msnbc didnt broadcast it in HD. get it together socialists.

across from the olde spaghetti factory i went to the Vons and saw this looking at me

i know people need to sell magazines. people need to sell everything these days: cars, real estate, gold, newspaper subscriptions, reality shows, movie tickets, high fashion, clams, etc

but far as i know theres only two ways to be a racist: your family being ig’nant, or your friends being racist and your parents dont beat your ass when you bring that ish home.

i suppose i should go read the article to see if theyre proposing the theory that we are born with such tendencies but if thats the case it would mean that in huge families like jon and kate plus 8 that one of those lil angels would turn into david duke!

my guess is the cover is probably more interesting than the story, but now im being just as bad as others.

perhaps im a coverist!

fine i will buy it tomorrow when i go get some naked juice.

my truest got sick off the clams.

good thing i didnt eat any.

is still better than you

thanks innernet

you were cute for a little while.

then you helped spark the largest fire we ever had ever

and i think on the last day of summer this hot girl made me pull my back.

im so old, america. sometimes i take the elevator up one flight of stairs.

i was walking with this dude the other day up the stairs and he was outta breath after three flights.

it was 10:30pm and this girl was playing with her hair and flipping the channels and she was all i really want a double double with cheese.

i was all, lets get some in n out then. and she was all, no i dont wanna put on my clothes, its too hot.

i could see her point because fine as she was, she shouldnt have to put on her clothes. she should just be allowed to spread joy everywhere she goes.

so i said i’ll get you a damn double double with cheese.

and i drove up the 101 cuz i was like maybe the universal city one isnt crowded. but i got close to sunset so i said ah the tourists are probably all flying home tonight.

so i tried that one and the line was 14 cars deep. but they had this dude taking your order even if you werent anywhere near the squawk box.

he had a menu on his clipboard and a wireless punch the order pad thingie on his deal. double double with cheese combo and a diet coke. TWO diet cokes. $8.50 bro said and went to the next car.

i sat there listening to AM radio and tried to figure out, if the guy in the front of the line ordered 13 cars ago, why isnt he just paying in window 1 and picking up in window 2 – whats the delay? theres always a delay?

so i tweeted it. but the line was moving too fast. right as i was gonna tweet i was about to pay. then as i was about to hit send i was getting my food.

i was the delay.

now our sheets have a little bit of grease on em.

of their children watching a video in school of the president?

i think it’s nice that the scariest thing in some peoples lives is a half white guy on a video tape telling their kids to stay in school and wash their hands.

thats what i think.

happy labor day

tony, pls help me with something…i was a fan of Danielle from san diegos blog, and i cant get into a busted pc where i once had her url in my faves.. pls let me know what that url is.. im dying of curiousity to see whats up with her..thank you in advance! -c

dear c,

danielle the incredible’s blog is at berkley.blogspot.com

go and leave comments and tell her how rad she is and how great her blog is, for she is and it is.

now go in peace

meh. after we had sushi at half price sushi and i dont know if everyone had a birthday yesterday or if they all come out and sing when you order this one dish. but seemed like ever five minutes they were gathering around a table and singing this super annoying song including a heavily utilized tambourine. the seared yellowtail made up for it.

megadeath is on direct tv. who knew bro was into pretty boys so much. his lead guitarist looks like a damn male model, bassist too. only other regular dude in there other than mustane is the chubby drummer, who has the cymbals hanging down from a cage set up. he works the double bass beautifully. george carlin said the reason the earth created humans was to make something nature couldnt make on its own: plastic. wouldnt it be funny if metal was created solely for the double bass.

steve lopez wanted to meet some Glenn Beck fans who live in LA. i dont think its technically LA, but he found some over by Six Flags. anyway its funny. i made a comments blog post for it so people could comment, thats pretty good too. ah, america.

today i think im going hiking with karisa although im nervous about breathing in this air. weve had this fire going on for a few thousand years now and the air seems better but they say you have to worry about these microscopic particles. good news is this map says that all seems to be well today. and its even nicer in the oc. bet theres some beck fans down there.

if youre like me, you watch tila tequila on her ustream deal from time to time. live video of a girl who likes to dance, talk black, and put on different outfits while she sings along to r&b. not exactly the type of person that youd wanna choke, but allegedly, thats what san diego charger star linebacker shawne merriman did. whats scary is i interviewed tila on the red carpet once and shes tiny. meanwhile merriman is a pro bowl linebacker. the most physically destructive people on the field. anyways whats interesting in this modern world is to see their twitter feeds (http://twitter.com/shawnemerriman and http://twitter.com/officialTila). did they really stop tweeting at that time? and what does it all mean? also, i wanna make a website called Allegedly.

there was a time when i wanted to be the manager of the chicago cubs. not just so that i could see the cubs win it all in my lifetime, but for cub fans everywhere. last month when we sat in the bleachers and dined on all u can eat before the fireworks, we ran past these dudes who had somehow imported some Old Style beer. which as you know is hard to do, being that it comes from God’s Country and all. they told me i could hold it but i told them id chug it so they shouldnt trust me. instead i took a picture. but these are the dudes id be manager of the cubs for. and those are the guys milton bradley should think about this offseason when hes counting his millions.