write down the things in life that you want

well before i got this dream job at the Times, i used to “write to” my local paper in this very blog. i used to say that they should hire me and welch, i used to say that they should have blogs, i used to say that they should utilize the fact that they were this huge respected paper in LA therefore why not let the celebs write about their lives in first person.

because im not (that) insane, i never really thought that all of those things would come true, let alone come true pretty quickly. but thus is the miracle of life.

steven tyler of aerosmith talks about affirmations, and even though you probably should listen to old rockers who still have it, im not sure i believe wholly in the magical power of such things… but i do believe that if you really want things you should write them down, mostly because if you dont even have the guts to enunciate them then you probably dont even believe in them yourself. and you are the start of any magic trick.

super bowl friday i was late to work. because i have the best boss in the universe there really isnt such a concept. she wants me to feel comfortable so she told me to come in whenever, leave whenever, just produce and create and manage the best blogs ever. therefore i usually get in around 10am-11am, and usually go home between 8p-9p. that doesnt mean i dont have phones ringing in the early morn or emails going back n forth in the wee hours, but this is a love more than a job. so whatevs… to the max.

anyways two fridays ago my mom was nagging me to go to the post office to pick up a package she sent. every day she kept asking if i had picked it up or reminded me that it was there so even though i was running a tad late i went, murphys law i got in a long line, but got the gift. thanx ma!

rolled into the office around 11 (embarrassed) and started going thru the emails. about 20 minutes in i see an email chain from the sports editor and my boss about the fact that kareem abdul jabbar was interested in writing every day for us. the emails started at 9am.

now most bosses would have called me frantically as soon as the talks started and screamed “why the hell arent you here yet!” but not mine. she totally has a gazillion plates spinning, as i do, and she omg trusted that i would handle this project that was clearly my responsibility. trust professionalism and honest communication. do you see why i love this woman?

so i contacted kareems manager, deborah morales, and we chatted for a few minutes, we agreed to meet on the monday after the super bowl at the times, and sure enough there was kareem on monday afternoon.

now over the super bowl weekend i picked up kareems latest book, on the shoulders of giants, which is a history of harlem during the harlem renaissance. totally fascinating, totally well written book. his sixth! in it he talked about jazz, and real estate politics, and race and culture, and, well, america. but in it he also talked about how he was once Lew Alcindor and how he is now Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – that he had transformed. but what caught my eye the most was how he proclaimed that he was once a basketball player and now he is a writer.

i asked him about that line when we met and he confirmed it and i said, well theres no better place for a writer than behind a computer blogging every day. and with that me and isabel and josh (both pictured) began to show him how to blog. it was an extremely interesting afternoon where we talked about jazz and sports and politics and history and writing, among other things.

it was plainly obvious that this great man, one of my childhood heroes, was just as well rounded in real life as he came across in his book, so i recommended that if all he wanted to write about some weeks was jazz, then he should write about jazz, same for politics, same for.. football if he wanted. and since we were all still in the glow of that great superbowl, our first blog post was about how much he loved the super bowl and how his famous basketball number was inspired by his childhood hero who was the blocking back for the ny football giants back in the day. like many of my friends hear me say, i told kareem “write it down!”

and unlike you and i, after he wrote it down, he just happened to have a photo of himself with the manning brothers. it was then that i knew that this would be a very very special blog.

when it launched yesterday i was relieved, amazed, proud, but mostly thrilled that this great man was starting something that very few celebrities and/or athletes do: tell their tales on the daily in public without a net. this is a man who has met pretty much everyone you can imagine. he has had unprecedented successes (after his freshman year at UCLA he never lost a game in college). and as a pro he scored more points than everyone, yes even more than jordan.

he has full license to write about anything that he wants, in any way. it’s a real blog, it just happens to be under a famous newspaper’s masthead. im pretty sure nothing like this has ever happened before – a hall of famer writing about a wide variety of topics, not just sports. which should make this fascinating for anyone.

so yeah, start writing down your dreams, and write down what you expect to do when they come true… because they just may.

My 50 Favorite LAist Headlines of 2007

christie at thai in toronto

yes i cant wait to get back to LA to start my second week at my spanking brand new job. but what a lot of people forget is, i left a pretty awesome job, that i truly loved. one thing i loved the most was writing wacky headlines. here are my faves of ’07 – in no particular order – other than theyre mostly chronological starting with the most recent.

Exclusive Interview with The Most Deceptive Sign in LA
Scoble Wants to Punch the Designer of the Kindle
UCSB Students Dressed as Clowns Pun’k The CIA
Mr. Whipple Now Squeezing Charmin with the Angels
The State of Outdoor Ads in Hollywood Today, aka OMG
TMZ Takes Blogging to a New Low, Sponsored by AT&T
Dog the Bounty Hunter Pretty Much Hates “Niggers”
Lamar Odom Crashes the Boards Benz
Comcast Hates The Bible & Filesharing & They Lie?
Did J.K. Rowling Try To Show Her Hogwarts to Kids Yesterday at the Kodak Theatre?
Ficus? Ficyou! Emergency Meeting to Save Doomed Santa Monica Trees Set For Tonight
Sorry Craigslisters “Who Don’t Belong in Orange County”, Your Irvine Brothel Got Busted
Guy Hiking with a Guy with a Sword ends up in Hospital
Der Scorpions Vill Rock Der Gibson Tonight
Palm Springs Satanists or just Bored Kids?
Both Lanes of 101 Closed, Now Opened, But Screwed
Right Now Van Halen is Getting Even Weirder
Dead Body On the 605 Closes Freeway
One Reason Not to Jump Off a Bridge This Weekend
Stoners Volunteer to Save California by Being Taxed
Is Bud Selig a Racist or does he Just Hate Baseball?
Bart Simpson Art Determined to be seen in Hollywood
What the Funky Winkerbean?
Fake Osama Hassled in Downtown LA, Real Osama Fine
The Family that Robs Together gets Popped Together
Michael Moore’s Gross Deal is Sick
The President is Daring You to Impeach Him
Four Delicious Words: Atwater Village Cookie Contest
World’s Largest Pupusa Determined to be Made in LA
Miss USA Falls, Gets Booed, and Still Beats Mexico?
Carl’s sues Jack over Angus
Hey, You Got Salmonella in My Peanut Butter…
Thanks in part to her Husband, Hillary Clinton is Assured Much Coveted Reverse-Cowgirl Vote
Santa Monicans Told to Quit Bitching About Dogs
Hey You Got Listeria in my Oscar Mayer Louis Rich Chicken Breast Strips with Rib Meat
Interview with a dude who looked like Johnny Knoxville at the Dodger Game
“One day this shit isn’t going to be people running. One day people are gonna be prepared for police to come and fuck with them.”
Size Doesn’t Matter? Tell That to the Porno Burrito
A Mind is a Terrible thing to Smell
Mayor Tony – There’s a Snake on Yr Plane
Yahoo Mail Offers Unlimted Storage for your Spam
Did Chuck Henry Totally Diss The New Mother Yesterday Who Didn’t Know She Was Pregnant Until Two Days Before The Birth And Also Has A Dead Front Tooth?
Dodgers Bury Lede: BEER RETURNS TO BLEACHERS
Exta, Extra, Inventor of the Remote Dies – Turn Your TV On and Off 21 Times as a Salute
Monrovia Mayor Told His Campaign Manager Is A Two-Bagger
OC Cop Gets Off in Court after Masturbating on Stripper During Questionable Traffic Stop
Attention Virgins: We Might Have Found Something of Interest For You
Dear Minorities, Please Give Us Your Umbilical Cord Blood. Love, Kaiser
Why Dieting is a Fucking Bitch

every day i see people quitting their blogs

and trust me, if theres anyone who knows how hard it is to keep up a blog its me.

sometimes i look at it and i say, boy we’re gonna have to take you around back and fix this problem.

what problem?

my time management problem.

history is written by the writers so if any of you found yourself in the dot com boom dont let people rewrite what really happened during that beautiful time. people want to talk about expensive company parties and young people not knowing what they were doing and pool tables in the offices and free food, etc. what happened was alan greenspan wanted to cool off the economy cuz it was too hot. only problem was we didnt need him to put his dick into the situation. and the economy froze everyone except for the very strongest.

i did not become a millionaire in my wallet but the things that i learned will never leave me and one of the things i learned was from a former marine officer who probably shouldnt have been working for us but hey it was the dot com boom and one of the beautiful things that you experienced were beautiful mismatches like that.

and one of the things this guy told us young kids was we were misusing our energy. he said he wished he had what we had but we were fucking it all to shit by not being a little focused and having some sort of structure.

id fuck up on something and hed say time management tony.

id forget something and hed say time management son.

two girls would pass by me and giggle and id look over at him and say time management bro.

anyways you too can have a life, beat off, read books, hike in the hills, and throw garden parties

and blog

if you set aside 20 minutes a day.

and dont make those 20 minutes be the last 20 minutes of your day cuz for sure you wont do it then.

if you normally brush your teeth before you go to bed, do this, blog before you brush your teeth. tell your imaginary friend tony about your day.

here i’ll go first.

my maid came by on friday and she was working really long on my apartment and i was about to run off to the cubs game and she was saying how happy she was to have her son home for the summer but she didnt know what to do with him as he doesnt have many friends here.

and two very good friends of mine gave me two pairs of cubs tickets for this weekend, and i was on my way to see fridays game so i said hey i have a pair of dodger tickets for tomorrows game, take your boy.

and her face lit up and she said oh tony.

so whoever it was who sent me saturday tickets, you made a very nice woman and her son very very happy.

so today i woke up at noon, turned on the game, and watched the cubs beat the dodgers as carlos zambrano regained his stuff.

and now we’re on our way.

wasnt that easy?

the state of the busblog, 2007

bikini girls in the grotto of the playboy mansion dear rock n roll rockers yearning to be free.

ive heard some of the mumblings from the peanut gallery about this and that and ive even read some of it in a few of your blogs.

let me allow myself to take a few minutes tonight to address some of those things and then we can get this year started with everyone being on the same page.

first of all i dont owe you shit.

you dont owe me shit i dont owe you shit.

some of you i might owe something and if so you should email me. but most of you have received whatever it was that you paid for and the transaction is over.

you got your autographed copy of stiff or your box of hair or your weekend of ecstasy and we’re good.

true i have had a good following on this blog. may i say, a great one. better than i deserve, id even add. the fact that young men have given me money or younger women have given me their bodies is far more than i ever expected when i first logged onto blogger.com in august 2001 and got this party started.

but let me tell you something about what i was doing before august 2001. before august 2001 i was writing on a website, and getting girls, and getting hella hits. before that i was writing on tabloid.net and before that lick and before that buzznet and before that the greatest newspaper any college has ever seen, the daily nexus.

and i was getting laid and paid off that shit too.

may i add, before some of my biggest complainers were even born.

and even before that while in high school and junior high school i would write little stories on the back of our homework and pass them to the girls i knew so that they would fall in love with me.

did it work?

what do you think.

so when i hear juveniles pose such grand statements as tony we made you who you are or tony we put you where you are all it makes me wonder is who put me where i was when you werent around?

when that redhead was sitting crossarmed and crosslegged on the furthest corner of my couch, who originally got her into to my house and who eventually got her to reach down my pants?

you? oh but if only you had.

you didnt write any of these posts, you didnt pick any of the pictures, you didnt fight off the trolls, you didnt deal with the carpal, you didnt live the stories first, and you didnt have to bang the shit out of the hottest chicks youll never meet to live the dream and begin the beguine.

you clicked a hyperlink.

this is my personal blog.

in any other time this would be in a sprial notebook or on the back of a piece of homework.

the busblog is its best when it feels like a secret journal when it feels real when its written honestly and without conscious to the fucked up complexities of whats outside of this url.

do i love my readers? of course. every one. the ones who read every day the ones who read every week the ones who subscribe through rss the ones who pop in every now and then the ones who hate and the ones who continue to send me nudes even after i said to stop because no way could those tits be real.

but the writing process is a personal one and shrouded in mystery, and one needs to look no further than television to see what happens when you try to appease a crowd.

other than myself there is only one other person im trying to appease in any post i write here: the next girl who wants to show me her cans. thats it.

if anyone actually deserves to be able to say that i owe them something its my mother. she brought me into this world, she raised me basically alone, she worked all day and all night to put me and my sister through school, and she has been the best role model ive ever had.

like you, she too reads the busblog regularly, and winces through most of it, and would love to have a say in whats written on here but as great as she is she doesnt get a fucking vote on this shit either.

i am professional blogger on a site on which i edit, which is to say, i run the show there. which is also to say that im responsible if it fucks up.

when i was in high school i learned what it was like to give 100% at something. i was a senior and i tried out for our world class marching band. i was given the largest bass drum and the most intense band director of all time.

the first words he ever said to us the summer of my senior year, at band camp was this: you are to wear black socks at performances. brown is not black, blue is not black. you will wear black socks.

that year we won almost every competition we entered because our band director was totally insane and we wanted to be that insane about something too.

when i stepped in the daily nexus office i met more insane people and we won pretty much every award ever for as long as we were together. and even after we graduated we somehow always found ourselves near each other because in part its rare to find other people who understand what it means to rock.

at the nexus we had no advisers no journalism classes no adult supervision to fuck up the beautiful shit we cranked out every. fucking. day. and because there was no collegiate competition we competed with the pros as often as possible but usually we competed with each other.

even though i won best college arts and entertainment editor in califonia in 1990 when some of you were still shitting your beds, the award that i keep closer to my heart and to my keyboard was winning most outstanding arts & entertainment writer on the daily nexus. because to win that one i had far tougher competition from the whalen brothers and dougie gyro and mr welch and several others who i still look up to this day.

and who also read this blog regularly.

if i owe anyone other than my mother anything i owe them and if they want to edit this blog and steer its course theyd be welcomed to because theyd take it to a place where you couldnt even imagine.

but because they have far better things to do like edit major newspapers or write for emmy award winning satirical news shows or record groundbreaking and overlooked masterpieces, youre stuck with me, the king of the world, the dark knight, the oldest man of the blogosphere,

the missing page of wikipedia.

i will write on here what i want to write on here, when i want to write on here, and for as long as it continues to get me laid.

i will write about the job that i love, i will write about the things that take place in my life, i will sometimes repost memories of my past not just because its my blog but because my blog is better than your blog because of the things that i do

and one of the things that i do is ignore every negative voice in the universe

or use it for fuel

exactly like how manure is utilized.

as rich and as famous and as popular and as powerful as the instapundit is and many at his level are, most do not have comments. and if they do, most do not allow for 99.9% of whats in those comments to get posted without registration or moderation or even an email address.

the professor says he doesnt have them because he claims that the comments can have a way of influencing the blogger in a negative way and it could turn the blog into something that the blogger isnt interested in.

may i suggest that a black sock wearing daily nexus undercover superhero of the xbi can handle any comment placed on his blog,

but only if he’s being 100% real in that blog.

which is a very longwinded way of saying that if i bowed to the whims of others about what i posted on my personal blog it would cease to be mine any more and it would definitely cease to rock.

my job is to make that trend on that graph above to continue to soar at ridiculous angles for LAist.

my hobby on the busblog is to write whatever the fuck i want to write whenever i feel like it doesnt get in the way of my job.

in the comments a few weeks ago someone asked in this blog what i was trying to prove over at LAist and why couldnt i spend a little more time writing the busblog and less time concerned about LAist. and it was a good question despite coming from one of our quasi competitors.

the only thing im trying to prove at LAist is that mr snoecks passion and robyn bells trust was not wasted on me. and im proving that the daily nexus never loses.

if i lose some of you as readers so be it, this blog has never ever tried to get the most readers. if i lose some ad dollars in the long run so be it i never wanted ads on here in the first place. and if i miss out on some pussy because im spending too much time on the j.o.b. so be it theres so much pussy in la that the only single men who arent getting laid are the ones who arent asking for the sale.

and let me be the first to tell you that if you write a good enough blog you dont even have to ask for it half the time.

happy nude year,

tony

day six six six

i have too many clothes, i have too many cds, i have too many books, and the hottest chick in minnesota has one too many boyfriends. still we went out last night and had a fancy dinner and drank a bottle of wine and drank at the bar and i asked for the sale and she said sorry charlie i gotta man. i was all, whats your man gotta do with me?

new rule. when i come to your town, its like light in darkness, nobody gets to have any boyfriends. you dont get to start having a boyfriend two days before i arrive, and you dont get to break up with your man a day after i leave.

likewise, no rain is allowed on this trip.

crazy thing is, mother nature understands these rules and shes given me some sprinkles, a little fog, and some chilly temps in the early morn, but thats only because she wants attention. baby i know youre there now get out of the way.

crazy thing about last night was even though my heart was broken, then sliced, then diced, then pureed a little, it wasnt so bad over ice with a twist of lime. and i really dont know why. ive met a few women in my day, you know. and some have had the nerve to reject my advances, and some have been known to frustrate or anger me, but there have been a scant few who just click, almost perfectly. freakishly perfectly.

and some of those rare birds have the bizarre knack of making me feel ridiculously nervous. now there are a few things that the xbi beat out of me during my training period many moons ago and one of those was the ability to be nervous. sometimes i will get emails from very sweet people who call me or my writing fearless but i have to give credit to the undercover superhero group that i was recruited to because they are the ones responsible for whatever it is that makes me not give a shit.

so when there are moments or people or situations where i actually feel this missing sensation i become totally fascinated and will endure anything to stick around to see what the hell is causing this feeling. because this young lady drove us around and because my motel was on the other side of town and because we had been drinking and because the bar was just two blocks from her lakefront home i suggested that i keep my car parked in her driveway and, if possible, i spend the night with her.

she was all but my man might call. and i said tell him the busblog respects commitments and all there will be is sleeping being done, which is tragic but… whatever. when we got into her house her cute little puppy met us at the door and ran to her bed and that fucker stayed there. so there was your hero in the sack of a gorgeous young lady And her dog. i would have cried but it was so funny that we laughed which made the dog wag his lil tail which hit me in the belly which made us laugh some more.

four hours later she got up to go to work and i went to the car and we made plans for tonight to visit the Mall of America and Prince’s driveway, and all those times where i said im the luckiest man in the world, well, luck takes very different forms, my advice is to enjoy them all. and always be a gentleman. cuz anyone can be a dog.

with that said, i’ll be in illinois in two days, everyone needs to get single and the weather needs to turn around in a major way. kthnx

its 536am ive had like three hours sleep in two days

stripperim outta control. im insane. im writing emails and blog posts and comments and lust letters for losers and im in the playoffs in fantasy baseball and im making dvds for people who put me up on the road and im making a video tape for a hot girl in mlps and now im watching Next and not only did all i want was a pepsi but all i wanted was to play PSP.

have i told you about this PSP, this company wanted me to review their movie for the busblog and i said great what theatre is it playing in and they said no no we will give you the movie and i was totally full on expecting a dvd but instead they freaking sent me a brand new psp and gave me the movie and the movie wasnt very good so i told them do you really want me to tear this film of yours to shreds because trust me i can do that and they were all uh nah just enjoy the device.

Jessica in chicago asked me about tattoos and the bible. i forget her exact question but i sorta recall her asking where in the bible it says that you cant have tattoos and baby its Leviticus 19:28

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

now some people say oh Leviticus 19 isnt that the same general area that says “You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.” which is why the hasidics have those curls over their ears?

well, yes, that line is actually right before where it says dont have tattoos. and even though i cut all the hair on the sides of my head and clip off the edge of my beard for some reason i dont think its the same thing as not getting a tattoo. i know i know omg tonys flawed. yep thats me. id freaking love tattoos. it would change my life cuz id work out like LL so my back could say 93117 in gothic numerals but for some reason,,, whatever i cant explain it. maybe im going to hell.

im probably going to hell. yesterday i posted this busblogish story about the stingray that killed the croc hunter apologizing. i thought it was funny, which frankly is all that i worry about, and it helped get us the biggest day ever during my evil reign and it also got me a few death threats and hella negative comments.

the main reason for all of those results was because of my headline that somehow made it to the top of the news.google.com page and stayed there for a little while. it was the biggest avalanche of hits id ever seen. i took a screenshot because it was so funny. it looked like The Onion.

one dayyesterday i had to do a lot of errands which is one reason i woke up at noon after going to sleep at 9am. as i did the errands i realized i hadnt eaten and it was 4pm. i had to buy a new camera and it was sorta a big purchase and i almost passed out. so i went to jack n the crack and got their new egg and bacon burrito and i still was sorta light headed but i had to get to hollywood blvd because i remembered there was a tiny shop across from the Geisha House that sold new luggage supra cheap. i was insane in there. non stop talking for some reason.

oh and before i got there i got lost cuz i thought it was closer to kung pao kitty and guess who was on the phone next to his limo as i passed by? mc fucking hammer. he was yelling at someone so i gave him the double six shooter point ala isaac from loveboat. later we crossed paths again when he was heading to popeyes and i had made a uturn to walk west.

im losing it america. bbut as we passed he said much love my brotha and i said oakTOWN!

cobrasnake sent me the shirt that everyone said was the ugliest shirt ever except he got me one in green. i cant say that its much better than the pink, infact if i had gotten the pink i was gonna give it to the next fine lady that sent me something unmentionable but instead i think i will keep this shirt not just because it really is the ugliest thing but because it smells bad too.

i might not make it out of here tomorrow/today, i still have a lot of loose ends i need to tie before i hit the road. which is weird because im not even supposed to be here right now.

i got a phone call from africa the other day and i was on top of the world.

my interview with COOP!

two years ago

enter heretoday i wrote about Blogger Burnout

Tyler Cowen has an interesting post about “blogging burnout” that the instapundit linked today which i whole-heartedly agree with.

so many people think they’re these great writers, or they aspire to be great writers, or they think theyre intellectual, or they think they know something about politics, sex, sport, music, or debate, and when it comes time to rock the mic day after day they fall flat on their face.

some complain that they dont want to “give it away for free” on the web but those people are making excuses for even whores come home and have real sex after they clock out. so f the lying liars who are probably procrastinating pros when they do get paid to steal my ideas.

the interenet and the web and blogging is ideal for the real writer and the real reader. i would argue that the real writer is also a great reader, and theres nothing better to read than the web, so i would partially disagree with mr. cowen when he writes that blogging cuts into his time reading, because i assume he is saying it cuts into his book-reading time, which i would argue is being replaced with web-reading, which is also reading. but what do i know.

heres one reason i will probably never experience blogger burnout.

cuz i know that there are no rules on the web other than dont be dull.

which means you can type things like this:

i am in the best fucking mood right now and its only eight fifty eight am on sunday morning.

7. The “Master Bloggers,” whoever you think those may be, are strange in the first place. mr. cowen writes. and i would tend to agree. although i dont get enough hits to consider myself a master blogger, i admit to being strange in the first place. and prolific is just a polite way to say obsessive in the same way reclusive is a nice way to say shut-in, the same way eccentric is just a spin on saying rich ‘n’ crazy. although no one ever calls james brown, mike tyson, or michael jackson eccentric so maybe it doesnt apply if youre black (or were black).

heres when you will experience “blogger burnout”:

1. when your internal dialogue gets hijacked by your concerns about what your readers will think.
2. when you are afraid to write down what you are truly thinking about at that moment.
3. when you believe the lie that some people just arent capable of good writing.
4. when you believe the lie that there is a certain way that you “should” write anything.
5. when you get more involved in punctuation, spelling, or aestetics than saying what you want to say.
6. when you get caught up in traffic, hits, popularity, readers, and/or fame.
7. when you believe the lie that what you think doesnt matter.
8. when you believe the lie that what youre about to say has been said before and/or written down better.
9. when you forget that most ideas can be expressed in less than 15 minutes.
10. when you dont set aside a little bit of time each day to update your blog.

if your blog feels more like a “have to” instead of a “get to” youre writing about the wrong things.

perhaps the only thing going through your mind is the hottie at work who you want to bang, but you fucked up and you told this person about your blog, and therefore you are experiencing writers block because you cant think of anything else to say or think about.

its at this time that you should thank blogger.com for allowing unlimited amounts of free blogs.

i suggest that you set up a new blog called www.iwannabonethisonehottie.blogspot.com and get it off your chest.

and dont be suprised that once you get it all out over there, then you will return to your original blog re-focused and ready to rock, and lo and behold not only are you cured of the lie that is blogger burnout, but just the opposite, now you have two rockin blogs, and the newer one is probably better, cuz its more honest.

krista + weed doesnt lead to lung cancer + sk smith + evil china doll

austin, sxsw, day one,

for your ass.

ok dude its 3am. i dont know how this blogging thing is gonna work because im drunk im tuired im happy anad im sad. im sad cuz all of you cant be with us. im happy because i got to meet one of my all time blogging heroes LEAH of vacant.cc tonight and shes cuter than can be and supoer sweet and has the most adorable texas accent that i totally wasnt expecting because i guess her blog doesnt have that drawl yall but there it was.

she brought a girl she had just met on mypace and because they were both underage they drank cokes i mean red bulls since we were at the red bull house which is awesome and huge and killer.

i cant tell you all about it tonight but i will tell you about it later in the meantime go to RedBullHouse.com and yhou will see all the cool pics being taken by me and marc and a few other people who wwe gave cameras to.

i gotta say im really lucky. i kmnopw i sawy that a lot, but its true. tonight walking down 6th street with dan and sara and pants and chris and marc i felt so lucky because they closed down the streets and people are falling over themselves and this dude was close to passing out right infront of six cops on horses.

lindsey and leahmuchas gracias needs to go out to sara who got me and marc powerstips and bought us beers and are always fun to be with.

also dude shit I got to hang out wiht Doc Searls who was so cool. i hope i get to hang out with him some more while hes out here. this is such a geek fest cuz you get to tell people how much you love their blogs and exactly what you like about them. i got to tell doc hhow much i liked his airplane shots from above palm springs and santa babrara because i love being jealous of peoplke.

i got quized by leah about the jobs that she had gottenn fired from over ther years and i even got a qustion right about when she worked for her dadds cable company. i probably came off as a huige stalker but someitmes you find someone who seems cool in theire blog and you just sorta read it and thats all. and shes kelp[te her blog rolling for all these years and ive been reading it since the start prettyt much and wow how fun to meet her.

also this morning someone recognized me in the hotel lobby as me and marc were checking in and i was all dude this trip has already been 100% worthwhile for me. this is the best.

also its warm if not hot and after being at LAX this morning when it was 40 degrees it was so great to be in 80 degree texas temps.

i have to go to bed so i can wake up, register and speak on my first panel at 10am tomorrow. im going to kill my agent for signing me up for any panel that starts before 1pm.

i heart you all. lots.

Red Bull House pics + leah + doc searls + sk smith + the pants

its so funny how people sometimes accuse me of doing things for hits

pete wentz when if they would simply look at my stats, which are totally public, they would see that just like most blogs, the traffic is pretty steady and reliable.

and then you come across situations like today when people are looking for the bottomless pictures of Fall Out Boy bassist and heartthrob Pete Wentz nude.

and people know that Pete posts tons of pictures, mostly personal pictures, of himself and his life and his band and all of that on Buzznet, and i guess because i have mentioned him a few times on this blog the busblog comes up when people search for “pete wentz nude.”

as if ive ever posted pics of any dude nude, or chick for that matter.

sometimes you might see a nipple or lord help us a breast but if i put a weiner on here id never hear the end of it.

so for those of you who are looking for this fine fellows phallice, yes i have seen the pictures, yes i have the pictures, but no theyre not on buzznet and theyre definately not on the busblog.

buzznet tries to uphold a PG-13 lifestyle. meaning, and i know its not fair, but female frontal nudity is ok, but male bottomlessness is not ok. its ok if you put it in a private gallery, but its not ok if its just out there.

under a clandestine tattoo.

with lots of hair all around it.

so yeah, if i was a hit whore id have that picture up and id say “there it is kids, a bass players peen, arent i the best!”

i know thats what some of the gossip blogs do and sure enough their readers say, “yup youre the best, omg i love you, omg if you werent gay id omg have your babies, gahhhh.”

what i really dont understand is how those blogs can keep the pictures up after pete writes something like this on the official Fall Out Boy blog

Wednesday, March 8, 2006
this just in.

so as some of you obviously know someone hacked into my sidekick and took pictures off of it. this was very upsetting and a total invasion of privacy. i can’t explain to you how it feels. whats even more absurd to me is that anyone would care to see a couple of racy pictures of some shitty, dirty boy. after feeling badly about this for about 24 hours, i am now ready to get back to laughing.

its been a tough couple of weeks for me lately. the only good thing about times of adversity is that you realize who your real friends and fans are- and the rest go away- which in my mind is an ok thing. i just wanted to take the time to thank the people who continually stand by my side- a special thanks to absolutepunk.net and mikey way for being amazing.

the moral of the story: if you really dont want pictures of yourself to end up on the internet. dont take the pictures.

now please return to the shittalking at whatever messageboard you are at.

OMG! gaah. i forgot the most important part- how the fuck did santino not win? santino > pete wentz – for sure- thought i could have understood if daniel won, but her? blah.

now you can really go back.

posted by: pete

i mean really, bro didnt mean to have those out there, FOB is already in the top ten, theyve graduated from playing the Wiltern like they did in October to headlining the Sports Arena when they come back here next month, just like theres no reason for me to try to get bs hits, theres no reason for him to literally expose himself for… more exposure.

so if he doesnt want the pics out there, throw the guy a bone and respect his wishes.

i know its easy for me to say because he obviously gets Buzznet lots of hits, but there are many ways that we could exploit that relationship and we dont, theres tons of ways for us to even capitalize on the FOB popularity but we dont, mostly because it’s not Fall Out Boy via their management via their label on Buzznet, its the user Pete doing exactly what the user Matt and the user Wil and the user Tony do on Buzznet, take pics and have people comment on them.

one thing ive learned from this though is after Paris and now Pete, who really wants to have a Sidekick any more? clearly theyre far too easy to hack into.

B + jason + joshua + rob + rick + JaG + mitya + the keeze + prufrock + chuck + sahalie + wes + aaron