is christmas a big deal in heaven, kurt?”

you better capitalize that shit, fucker.

capitalize what?

both those words.

i thought we got judged by our hearts and not our acts.

your acts are a reflection of your heart, dumbass.

i have respect.

then show it.

is Christmas a big deal in Heaven?

yes, duh.

do people light decorations in heaven?

whats that?

do people light decorations in heaven?

once again?

oh shit, sorry, do people light up decorations in Heaven for Christmas?

everyday is like Christmas in Heaven. it’s gorgeous, sparkling, wonderful. only difference is the music. carols like you couldnt believe. lots youve never heard.


sure. jingle bells gets a little tedious for eternity.

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me and kurt had been partying for nearly four days straight with very little sleep.

i still looked sweet as hell, but the lack of rest was starting to show on the grunge king.

he told me that one of the best parts of heaven was the sleep.

pillows made of clouds, warmed by the sun, hidden orchestras playing pink floyd and pleasant dreams.

sleeps with the angels, neil young once sang about me, and if only he knew.

with all the activities that go on up there, kurt told me, sleep is an important part.

i like to pop my eyeballs out and put them in the nightstand next to my bed, cuz it can be super bright up there in the mornings.

i asked him if he has slept with any girls up in heaven and he shook his head.

youre waiting for courtney?


thats so romantic.

and silly, shes not gonna make it up here.

what about the Grace of God?

thats her only hope. i pray every day and every night that she will make the cut, but i dont know. i just dont see her getting on her knees for Him and begging forgiveness. she likes to blame, she likes to bitch, she likes to try to turn the tables.

im so sorry to hear that.

and the shame shower? she would find a way to climb up there and strangle some of those baby angels. it wouldnt be pretty.

but still he waits.

dappled dreams and merry widows

chirpy cheers and ice cold beers

floating far above the radar

nothings dumber than day old fears

the lights around your heart’s delightful

i sommersault around your yard

the petty pace of life’s tremendous

but the waiting is the hardest part.

dirty fez