and its only just begun. highlights from the first week of the tiffany network’s most outrageous show, hosted by the chairman’s wife:

just in the last few days… a dude got a blowjob from a “bikini barista”

there was a super huge fight the other night, that was actually sorta sad

this dude was accused of racism and his girlfriend didnt really help his case

but at least earlier he got some valentines day love from her

so basically hes a racist, his gf doesnt know if hes all the way in, and he comes in a minute. bros having the worst week ever