is because he doesn’t know how to handle a good thing when it’s friggin tossed right in his friggin lap

gary busey graciously gave seacrest something interesting during another lackluster three hours of “omg hi” and “omg what are you wearing” and instead of taking the bull by the horns and riding that bad boy bareback, he turned positioned himself nervously behind two women as a human shield.

joan rivers is a million years old, is as petite as anyone in hollywood, and if busey had tried to bum rush her show she would have either kneed the buddy holly star in the family jewels or traded jokes with the man.

but seacrest is the epitome of phony baloney and doesnt know what to say unless its either written on a card or whispered into his earpiece.

your life is fucked and youve outted yourself on national tv when you sheepishly shriek for the aid of affleck from the current milf of the week.

stay off my carpet and go get your tips teased next year, seacrest, or we’ll send anonymous after your ass next.

and whaddya know i was even invited!

earlier in the day we had sushi together and all was well until she explained to me that her cell phone wasn’t doing her right, so maybe for her birthday in a few months she might find herself with a new iphone? btw, all the pics in this post were taken with my iPhone.

believe it or not but this was my very first experience with fondue in all my years.
we had beef, chicken, shrimp, and later chocolate.
karisa has three fondue set ups.

we also had hella champagne which helped make the ladies dance.

the kids started talking about 2 Girls One Cup which Dave and Abdi had never seen

the girls freaked out, but dave hung in there

for a smidge

so then i said, hey have you ever seen goatse.cx?

apparently they hadnt

karisa had to go in for seconds.

thanks for popping my melty cheese cherry, rockstar!