i taught a class at Cal State Long Beach

today. it was fun

maybe taught is an improper word. i talked a lot. mostly about my amazing career.

the kids were quiet. something i need to work on. saw a few who were asleep. so i increased the volume and cussed a little to wake them up.

didnt work.

but man, look at that classroom. iMacs on every desk! what a way to goof off.

questions i got: WITH MY ANSWERS IN ALL SHOUTS

Are bloggers still getting sued? YES!

Is it dangerous to be a blogger? ONLY IF YOU CALL A MEMBER OF THE BLACK EYED PEAS A BAD NAME.

Is there Job security in being a blogger? IF THERE ISNT JOB SECURITY IN BANKING, THERE PROBABLY ISNT MUCH IN BLOGGING EITHER.

super fun.

control is an illusion

cubs fans are so frustrated that how can you blame a bleacher bum for throwing a beer at one of the enemy’s many all stars, all of whom have rings. the hope of which cub fans see slipping away from them for the 101st year in a row.

almost as many years as pedro martinez has been playing baseball. yes, that pedro, the game winning pitcher.

if only all our problems could be solved as easy as a ten dollar beer on a multi million dollar switch hitter from maui.

but it’s wrong.

throwing beer.

and what’s wronger still is letting someone else take the wrap for you.

an innocent man.

a fellow cub fan.

and all of it encompasses just a a few shades of what its like to be a cub fan.

youre basically screwed forever.

which is why you should drink the nice beer, and not throw it.