sometimes life surprises you and it’s super nice

valettoday i woke up early because i had to do two fantasy drafts

but they both got moved and now i dont know what to do

other than think about the last two days which were not at all the way i thought theyd be

i went hiking yesterday with one of my neighbors who i didnt really know except i really liked her voice

and i liked that she walked one of her cats with a leash.

we went hiking and shes in really good shape because she runs and i am in really bad shape

because i eat ding dongs and pop and drive in a car when im not sitting at a desk

she at cups of protein before our hike and i ate a bag of chips and drank flat coke

she told me some things that i cant repeat on television and answered all of my followup questions which

quickly stopped once i tried to make it up the second tough hill

and i nearly died on the third tough hill

and almost died again on the steps

im so out of shape if i did die i dont know if i could walk all the way up the stairway to heaven.

i had to sit down a few times

i had to fake myself out a few times

i had to convince my legs that the ground was rubber and wanted to get stepped on as i climbed the hill

i had to not look at people

just the ground.

i wanted to tell her how impressed i was with her and how im not really this super out of shape old man, that really im 17 and can run to the grocery store and back without stopping

but i was out of breath and all i could say is

lets do this again

and she was all eh

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